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Of course![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Cat owners already know 
I once told my little cousin that my cat had been in the family longer than him, so if anyone had to leave the family it would be him and not my cat.
That must be over 10 years ago.
The guy is 22 now and still talks about it, especially how that was a dick move of me 
Of course the cat is dead now and my cousin is still in the family, so I guess it all worked out for him 
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He killed the cat to stay in the family??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Well, you know what these European families are like, with all their intrigue and murder.
I hear he shouted "Out, damned Spot!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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23. Abdicate, lacking direction to rule (5)
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REIGN. RESIGN less S (direction)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Quite right.
And thanks - I was thinking my last two were duds...
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Oi! You said 5 letters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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ok ok...
Mick gets pouch clue (7)
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scrotum!
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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This link came in an email from Microsoft, Visual Studio 2019 Preview 2 is now available | The Visual Studio Blog[^].
VS 2019 is still in preview! Why are some of you installing an unreleased/unfinished product and then complaining that it doesn't work right? Silly goofs.
I've been using VS2017 for a year now and have had 0 issues.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Wait for the VS2019 remastered version? 
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now that's a creative idea! 
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Does that mean something getting built from the Master branch? 
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ZurdoDev wrote: unreleased/unfinished
Er, yes, so all the UX "features" that we're complaining about will be even worse, by the time of release.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: will be even worse,
I guess hold onto the preview version then. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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VS2010 is still the best.
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I remember the complaints when 2010 came out. Worst release ever. Which was supplanted by 2012. Then 2013. Then 2015. Then 2017.
Seeing any pattern yet?
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Sooo... You're agreeing with me, right?
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If we're going from 2010 to today, then yes.
If we're including any prior release, then...no?
All I'm saying is that with each new release, people complain that this is worse than the version before.
2010 is when they started going WPF (the editor itself, not the library), and I remember people hating it.
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Old way - create a single "brand" image in (of all places) Sharepoint. This image has reflection in it it so it looks like the image is sitting on top of a pool of water.
New way - I created two images (because part of the image is the same on all sites within the solution), and used reflection.js to create the reflection on the fly.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, I'm glad to see that your career is moving in the right direction!
Logos are only one step down from icons!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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