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Can a developer not keep a girlfriend because he turns them off and back on again?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I don't think developers know how to turn on women at all 
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 You'd have to ask Herself ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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More about you than you'd want us to know about.
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computers don't complain when you upgrade them.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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She's not worth it if she doesn't compile, anyway.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Reminds me of the story of these 2 IT guys:
1st: Last night, I met a girl. We had a fun evening dancing and drinking.
2nd: Nice! Then, what did you do?
1st: I asked her whether she would like to come to my flat, and she agreed.
2nd: Nice! And then?
1st: I showed her my bedroom, and suddenly we started to kiss; she sat on the keyboard on my desk and started taking his shirt off...
2nd: You have a computer at home? Which CPU? How much RAM?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: 2nd: You have a computer at home?
Ok, how old is this joke? 1974?
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It's no wonder, every time she's says "let's goto the bedroom", he winces.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I gave up on 1.0 and am now working on 2.0, seems to be much improved.
Just wish it came with instructions and a remote.
And that my friends is how the fight started!
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I don't know if that is a bitwise statement to make.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Don't they turn themselves off after a while? Go into sleep mode? Something?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If your girlfriend goes into hibernation mode, she might actually be a bear. I suggest you look for obvious signs.
Like, does she p**p in the woods...?
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The problem is that once you turn them off, good luck turning them back on. So, turn them on, but leave them that way.
However, in reality, no girlfriend has that sort of uptime.
There's some sort of Patch Tuesday joke in there somewhere, with a forced reboot once a month, but I'm not going there.
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Brace yourself for() this->but you must colon all your charm - maybe nibble her ear a bit - and don't let her she's part of a string of women you later a-void.
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Not all girlfriends like the grandfather, father, son principle
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Not for me. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I treated her like an object.
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What did she want? To be treated as a subject ... of what? A predicate? A full stop? A hyphen?
Can any girl tell you how they like to be treated, in a sentence that does not contain the word "not"? (or any synonym of it)
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We've all seen these types of stock images used in technology-related articles...since they're often talking about abstract things that don't have a physical representation, authors/editors think they're being clever by using a close-up picture of a QWERTY keyboard with a specific word spelled out, maybe with keys of a different color.
I've always thought this is lame (I know, first-world problem). Not only would such a keyboard mess with the head of anyone who uses proper touch-typing...they now have letters that get repeated. Right in the sample I've linked to--there's only maybe 15 keys visible in the frame, but there's now two "O"s and two "M"s on that keyboard.
But that's just me, making the observation that the work former art students produce, if there was a real-world equivalent, is non-practical, if not downright non-sense... I've never been one to have an eye to appreciate "art" for what it is, and instead look at these sorts of things purely from a practical perspective. Some, I'm sure, would argue this says a lot more about me than those who come up with these...creations. Not that it matters to me.
Did I have a point? Maybe just one: Enough with that meme already...
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And solderers who have asbestos fingers ...
And advertisers who assume that nobody knows what "Aqua (99%)" actually means ...
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This is quite common when a staff of music is included in an image. It's total nonsense, with no knowledge of proper notation whatsoever.
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Well the value is back above 10 KUSD. I am not saying it is the best thing since sliced bread.
But I would be very careful to voice any predictions loudly. This is just an unpredictable beast.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Just pray that not too many junkies die from overdoses, so that they can keep buying drugs to increase your dividends.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My dividends? The asset pays no dividends, and even if it did, I do not have any of it.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I've been working on a GLR parser. GLR parsing is neat in that it can even process natural languages - human language
But the algorithm it is based on is near incomprehensible. You can implement it, but that doesn't mean you'll understand it. There's certain things about it that you just "know" you have to do even if the theory isn't clear - about half the algo is like that.
Well, I've had to teach myself GLR by reverse engineering someone else's open source GLR parser, and in the process I think I'm actually beginning to understand it.
I'm rocking today. Woo
Real programmers use butterflies
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