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Know the pain, I store all the 'well that might be useful' stuff on a USB stick as I have been caught like that in the past. Found the relevant document copied the xml and pasted into Notepad++ all is good!
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"It's on the server" means the same as "It's on Earth".
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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While true at the moment, who the heck knows when the cloud will take off and it will be in satellite.
Mind you with Cosmic Rays there will have to be some mighty CRCs... 
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Hah I got asked yesterday if we had a copy of a spreadsheet I used as a spec for an prototype I built 8 years ago for a project that never got off the ground. We have changed server styles twice since then (virtualisation is not the flavour of the year) and I have changded workstations 3 times.
So when I replied it MIGHT be on a server I was thoroughly abused by the devops assigned to find it hah hah hah.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It appears that Doesn't Matter interacts only with a particle called "High Priority" that is the result of Manager decay.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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That's a matter of fact ! 
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Could have been Pi day.
So why was 3.14 chosen as Pi day?
Its not even a precise definition of Pi.
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It is at 16:00
3.14 16 is closer than 3.14 28
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Or more precicely 1:59:26 - am or pm doesn't matter I suppose.
Brent
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22/7 isn't Pi either... it's less Pi than 3.14.
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Taken to 5 dp's ...
Pi = 3.14159
22/7 = 3.14286 (+.00127)
Pi day = 3.14000 (-.00159)
So, yes, it should be 22/7 by a whisker. (Added to which the UK date format is better than the American one!)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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It's ISO format: it started in year 0, so it's 0000 03.14 16:00
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Quote: 3.14159
That's not Pi.
(being irrational, today).
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It's the annual "that-only-works-in-the-USA-and-some-parts-of-Canada" awareness day.
Date format by country[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just seen an advert in the paper which said:
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35,000 - £40,000
So I rung then and said the answer is -£5,000
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With those math skills, I'm sure you'll get the job. Only question is: Can you afford paying them £5000 at the end of each month? 
[EDIT] Whoops each year, I guess it should be. Otherwise it's one hell of a salary! [/EDIT]
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You work for a celery?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Better than working for peanuts, wouldn't you say? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Of course the actual accountant's answer is 'how much do you want it to be?' 
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Yep, fairly obvious trick question in that ad. 5000 is the answer that will filter out the wannabes like OP.
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I chuckled, then chuckled some more.
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I assume you are still chuckling?
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No, I finished chuckling the second I hit the post message button.
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