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How do you do it?
My current technique works, but it's unsustainable.
It's getting harder and harder to find virgins to sacrifice.
And the neighbors are asking questions about the stink.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that's because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I just work harder so that I don't notice it.
Explorans limites defectum
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ah, another Microsoft PM.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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codewitch honey crisis wrote: How do you do it?
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And the neighbors are asking questions about the stink.
Sigh, newbies...
you bury the bodies in the neighbors yard.
... and if you want to get rid of the neighbors bury them shallow so their dog will find them, and drop an anonymous tip to the police.
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I think if you're experiencing burnout, you'd rather do something else that what you're doing right now.
Of course, I have not been working long enough to feel the actual burnout.
But if I ever did, I would surely spend some time doing what I want along with doing my job.
That would require me to reduce the time I spend on my job but I believe I can plan to get a balance.
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tbh i don't work in software anymore. that's how i handled burn out.
i've been free from it for like a decade now. woo. yay me
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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codewitch honey crisis wrote: about the stink.
Essential oils. Lots of it.
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After years of hard work, and the death of my rich great uncle, I am now a billionaire!   
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When my rich uncle gets out of the poor house, I will join you. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Good luck! It's a very special day!
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Buy an island in the South Pacific, preferably next to the island of Chris, but don't touch his wife!
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Good plan!
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Hello uncle Lloyd 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I discover so many of my lost family today!
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Super Lloyd wrote: After years of hard work
Super Lloyd wrote: the death of my rich great uncle
I smell conspiracy. Now don't make me want to look into this case. You know my name doncha?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Your uncle ... he was a Nigerian prince, wasn't he?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How... do you know?!
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I think I met him once ... or at least saw a picture of him on a website ... "419 eater" I think.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Filed under April Fool's - title
I don't know what jackass organization is responsible for driver updates during Windows update, but if I turn off this update, it's because I have a good elephanting reason for doing so. The fact that you dumb***ts keep turning it back on, I want to come to your office and slap you until you cry...
It used to be that "drivers - see the manufacturer" was MS's total f'ing copout from it's stupid crap that it pulls. I swear I want to find a few MS managers and go a few rounds. If I change the GD group policy don't un-change it.
Assholes
f'ing idiots
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Remember when Windows 95 came out and we all thought M.S. was on our side at least?
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The elephant? 
Win 95 was the point when I knew that they had totally lost the plot.
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oh.. so Win3.1 was so much better?! And everything went downhill ever since? 
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I didn't do development on Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, Xp... I used them as necessary.
I cut my teeth on X Windows, Motif and C. I was appalled when I ran into Win32. I was less appalled at mfc. Running OpenVMS, Ultrix (google it), Sun/os, HPUX, AIX, these NEVER went down. EVER. Well, there was that time when the RAID was unplugged, but hey, reasonable....
This crap is from management and "policy" decisions.
Seriously, I want to remove the blood pressure medicine from the MS managers making these asinine decisions. I want to sit in their office and right as they are about to push the Send button, I'm going to pull the f'ing power cord and slap them with it (sorry JSOP, you gave me inspiration). I want to do this until they weep and surrender or have an aneurysm.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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