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The cat only wanted to share with you the delicious bat... 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Ours does bring home Pipistrelles occasionally. Last one he released in the bedroom and we had loads of fun getting it out the window (since they are a protected species and you can't catch, disturb, or move 'em - let alone kill or injure - it's a tricky job). I like bats - they eat gnats and midges!
Eventually it flew out through a gap 2" high and disappeared into the night. Awesome creatures to watch flying!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Luckily he does not bring Pippi Longstocking 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Awesome creatures to watch flying
Which obviously brings you to bow to the cat -how he got it in the first place!!!
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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A cat's ears are second only to those of a bat. They can jump into the air without seeing anything, using the bat's 'sonar' to locate it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Awesome creatures to watch flying!
That high-pitched, barely audible noise they make when they fly still creeps me the f*** out.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm having a shower. I'm wet,
I stop reading at this point. 
I'd rather be phishing!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Remind me again why we have a cat, will you?
Emergency rations.
Cat - The Other White Meat
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Total today: 2 birds (dead), 1 mole (live).
And that is why we no longer have cat(s). Oz has an incredible problem with wild cats who are creating havoc with the local wildlife. The wild dogs seem to like larger, domesticated prey.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Your cat thinks he's a squirrel and the mole is his friend.
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once there was an endless expanse of something/nothing - emanation from a force unknown to us.
then that something/nothing was divided.
the division of that something/nothing created our reality.
dividing night from day, earth from sky, energy from matter.
an entire creation through division.
we divide too.
citizen from immigrant
gay from straight
crazy from sane.
happy from sad.
this division is pervasive. We create divisions all the time in little and sometimes big ways.
and they reentangle becoming one again.
the whole of existence a wonderful dance of separation and union, the vibrations of which carve out the dollhouse of reality we find ourselves in.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I divide my if statements and the code it should run with braces, you should try it sometime 
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You two may move in together, don't you think?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Now that's some actual morning crazy right there 
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divisions eventually reentangle.
braces are an illusion - what matters is right in front of you.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: what matters is right in front of you
Do you mean literally?
Like my keyboard and monitor are what matter to me?
Or is it more figuratively, like your message is in front of me so you matter to me?
People here are beginning to say strange things, like us flirting and moving in together so I don't know what to believe anymore 
I'm not joining the Area 51 raid so whoever's going to set you free, it won't be me.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Or is it more figuratively, like your message is in front of me so you matter to me?
Something like that. But also to a lesser extent, your k/b and monitor. Where would you be without them?
Sander Rossel wrote: People here are beginning to say strange things,
I've been experimenting with the water supply.
Sander Rossel wrote: I'm not joining the Area 51 raid so whoever's going to set you free, it won't be me.
Who says I want to be freed? Maybe they have cake. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Quote: divisions eventually reentangle.
You are so right.
I just want some of your water supply and some of that cake.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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he has decided he's not friends with me and I'm okay with that.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Some things need to be unsaid a certain way to see the shape that casts the shadow:
we conspired to create a virtual reality,
to build a nest of misunderstanding with
fragments of false memories, bits of woe
and joy veneered with faux rainbow shiny
oh, the beauty of our first egg, mottled
with fires of iridescent gems: a perfect
echo of imperfections erased in a mirror
of self-delusion's simulations of sanity
in this unpixelated bliss we conjured: a,
subject-object dichotomy gave us giggles;
half-dead, half-alive, cats serenaded us
with fugues of quantum entangled screech
ah, wondrous eternity when our first egg
hatches, and, we are chicky's first meal "our first egg," a sonnet: published under the terms of CPOPL (Code Project Open Poetic License) © 2019, Bill Woodruff
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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After all those complained about W10, I just got the sentence to prepare for it on my work computer...
I understand that not everybody had the bad experience, just that I have no way to know on which side I will land...
I was asking to install Fedora with W10 in VM, but they turned me down...
Crossing fingers... (I try to hold it off)
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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My condolences...
Good luck 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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where I work we don't have much problems, we mainly have HP Z240 desktops with NVME ssd's. Very rarely my Dell Ultrasharp screen turns black, but unplugging and plugging it in again helps.
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