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I'm aFreud I cannot answer as that questions a tough nut to crack.
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Are you saying you are not Jung enough?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm of two minds about this.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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So you are a bipsycho, not a unipsycho?
Well at least you aren't a tripsycho...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I'm an OOP psycho - there is a method to my madness.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I always knew you had Class! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I've inherited a Visual Basic project.  Last time I saw VB was back in the early 90s.
It took me a few minutes poking around before I figured out how to find the dang source code. 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: before I figured out how to find the dang source code
And that's how the fight started ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The source code? It's right over there, next to the wooden building blocks and Tonka toys!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Now, now! Not all VB code is written by three year olds. VB's just designed so that it looks like it is.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not all VB code is written by three year olds
Indeed. I've seen children as old as 7 continue playing with VB, like they're an infant! I told the kid to grow up and use F# or something.
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Figured I'd post about it and at least gain some humor in the situation 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Have you started the rewrite yet?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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hehe, no time and no permission.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Ahhh, the 'no money for the rewrite' took me weeks, ended up doing a C# version at the weekend for my own benefit. The people in charge needed to use it, so I gave them my C# version while I was working on the VB version, the exe ran faster and was smaller I was asked why I still converting the VB... 
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It will happen sooner or later to me too. I worked on that shite until 8 months ago.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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charlieg wrote: I've inherited a Visual Basic project. Last time I saw VB was back in the early 90s.
VB.NET, or VB6?
The first is easy to translate to C#, can even be done by a machine. If it is VB6, it should simply be burned, without any questions.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Looks like VB6.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Looks like VB6.
Then it was written by a "VB6 professional".
Run. Run like hell. I'm not joking either. This is my professional advice, don't get burned by that crap. Run while you have the chance.
Or ask for at least a thousand dollar more each month. If you accept a VB6-project, you really deserve it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I feel personally attakced
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Tell me how you really feel...
Yeah, I don't have much choice in the matter. Thankfully, it's a relatively simple application.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I remember my first VB project. Until that point I hadn't even looked at VB, in school I went from Pascal to C++, then Java, and stuck with C based languages.
Politely pointed out that I might not be the best choice from the pool of developers as I did not have VB on my resume, didn't know VB, had never worked in it, and didn't understand it.
My PHB replied that since I knew C# and Java so VB should be easy by comparison. He then went on to assign a project deadline based on his reading of chicken bones.
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RJOberg wrote: VB should be easy by comparison
Well, yes, surely it's easier to forget how to code than it is to learn how to!
PHB's can be so much smarter than they seem (admittedly that's still not remotely smart in the conventional sense of the word).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Don't worry, you'll forget about those silly curly braces and semi-colons eventually.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yes. Yes he will. Sometimes I write
If something Then ... in C++. Or Next at the end of for loops.
IT lives. IT wants to be fed. IT won't let you go.
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