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Yeah rape is hilarious. Let's laugh about rape.
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If that's what floats your boat.
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This one Could have gone better[^] as well.
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OT - What the *bleep* is a "godsister"?
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A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.
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I'm nearly 55 years old and I'd never heard the term until today. 
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Don't worry - it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
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dandy72 wrote: it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"
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Now that's a winner.
Is that like how you can verb any noun?
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There's an actual name for the complimentary process: gerund[^]
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Hah! I'm 60 next February, so you can't use the age excuse on me! 
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A Griffin, what else do you expect 
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I will endeavour not to take that personally ...
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RickZeeland wrote: A Griffin, what else do you expect
Maybe I would've expected that sort of story from Quagmire. But not Peter.
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Is an antidepressant a medicated insect?
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Is a feline pharmacist a caterpillar?
Sadly, although the content of the original post bugs you.
Asn't an antidepressant something used to squash (or sadden?) the sibling of one of one's parents?
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Considering the response you've gotten for today's presentation, perhaps you need some help[^].
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Hopefully, otherwise they get sad and commit insecticide? 
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It would appear that this council is run by sadists, and exclusively for masochists. Anyone else living there just end up absorbing the collateral damage, alright? Think about this for a minute: It's called the "Killjoy Council", and that should ring a few bells.
In case it doesn't, I was able to quickly look up a couple of other inane things this council has done:
Killjoy council orders family to tear down 12ft treehouse in back garden because it doesn't have planning permission | Daily Mail Online[^]
Girl, 9, writes scathing letter to killjoy housing chiefs | Daily Mail Online[^]
One solution would be to wrap a blanket around the head of council officials (one at a time) as they're walking on an empty stretch of road and give them a rain of blows from various directions, asking shouting things like "If you look at Susie again, I'll kill you", or "You monster, why did you do that to Danny?!", or "Stop selling drugs to schoolkids or we will break your legs", etc. That will leave them confused enough not to mess with the normal lives of other people.
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I see the tickets are not yet booked.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It was a housing association rather than the council that came up with this.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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OK, then the housing association it is. Although the first dailymail article link calls it the killjoy council.
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The Mail is somewhat less factual than the National Enquirer and generally quite proud of it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Truer words have never been spoken. I suppose there's an equivalent "news" company in all countries. It's like the retarded cousin who not only knows of his mental retardation, but is strangely proud of it.
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