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Where do I start... my fingers often type the most common words that I use. A bit like predictive text, so I will usually start the word correctly, and then finish it with the most common word I use that starts with the same letters. Unfortunately I can't think of an example right now.
Usually it rarely matters as the correct word can be figured out from the context.
However, the one thing I do that is the most annoying, is that I have a very bad habit of leaving the "n't" off the end of words. So for example, "wasn't" and "didn't" become "was" and "did". Which as you can imagine completely changes what I am trying to say.
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'm' amd 'n'.
'i' ir 'o'.
'?' and '/'.
'b' and 'v'. 
[Edit]
Oh '/' and '\'.
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Griff types "teh" instead of "the" all the time. However, my typing is perfect, and I never make mistakes while doing it. 
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Yeah but that's a feature, not a bug. It's in the manual. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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You mean "It's in teh manual." ?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ditto!
I do that a lot too
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I once worked with a guy whose surname was Teh, and whatever email client we were using at the time (Outlook I think) would not let me address him correctly in an email.
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Sounds like a multitasking problem. Your left hand is running faster than your right hand.
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I nver jave a [rob;em, wht?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I believe you .... Your signature
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Acocunt instead of account 
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Apart from "the" and "teh", I normally type single quote as a semicolon: doesn;t, didn;t, wasn;t, ... And really annoyingly, I found it really hard to deliberately type them wrong for those examples. I tried, but my brain didn't want to spell "doesn't" wrong. Damnit - now those were right as well... 
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Mine is 'A' instead of 'a' after another upper case letter (e.g. 'CArlo').
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My tablet does that a lot - I think teh soft keyboard SHIFT key "Holds on" a bit too long, and I don;t like it!
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"You're too quick!"
-- Lady Key.
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This, I also do it a lot. Which is quite annoying, since in German, lots of starting letters are upper case...
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Indeed. 
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Yeah, I always think it's my finger that has slowed down...
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LAst time I checked, I was not.
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Decades ago, the company secretary had to type up the company fire instructions when we moved into our new building. Prominent in the instructions was the phrase
In case of fire, DO NOT LEAVE THE LIFT
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe she fancied the firemen?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Reminds me of the slogan that was almost used to advertise a local university:
Quote: Do you enjoy being mentally challenged?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That reminds of a photo I saw of a billboard that said, "Illiterate? Write for free help."
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Or all the (usually government generated) letters sent out in normal size print, which contain (also in normal size print):
Quote: If you require this information in Braille or large-print, please call ...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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