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Next time I'm buying classical music I'm keeping an eye open for Glinka 
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We had a fairly wild windstorm in Toronto the other day which ripped some siding from my neighbours house. It was banging against our balcony so I hunted high and low for something long enough to tie it down.
Rope? No. Bungy cords? Nope. String? No. 12 feet of cat5 cable? Absolutely!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I knew Cat 5 would be part of the punchline... 
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Chris Maunder wrote: No. 12 feet of cat5
It's like I don't even know you any more. How about you drink a VB and then re-post.
I found about 4 metres of Cat-5 and tied it down using a Truckies Hitch.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well I hope you didn't do the knots up too tight: you'll get signal degradation.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you think of attaching the battery ?
That way you get free electricity from lightning 
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I just hope your neighbor does not own a sailing boat and has to discover your revolutionary new rigging in the middle of the ocean.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The real reason for not going entirely wireless.
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48. Dealt with change? (5)
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DELTA?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yup 
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I made the mistake of making what I thought was an innocuous comment about the formatting of an article. Look at the novella I received as a reply : Shortest Path Algorithm[^].
I will certainly think twice about doing that again.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
modified 28-Feb-19 17:22pm.
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That's the longest "I agree" I've seen. You're right.
..but please don't let it stop you from putting down valid comments.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Thank you I needed a good chuckle this morning, as for the reply TLDNR seems to apply here.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Way too damned long and no, I definitely didn't read it all.
WTDLNIDDRIA? 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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If this isn't one of those times where TL;DR applies, I don't know what is.
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Be that as it may, I believe that people should have the right to Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam id semper lacus, luctus pretium dui. Curabitur lorem mauris, rutrum in ligula sit amet, dapibus dapibus leo. Quisque tincidunt in arcu ut vulputate. Cras tempor nisl et convallis varius. Nullam volutpat gravida ligula, ut elementum risus elementum sit amet. Integer justo lorem, consectetur id tristique vitae, vulputate sit amet justo. Donec suscipit, urna nec tempor vehicula, augue augue hendrerit lorem, laoreet pellentesque enim metus ac lacus. Suspendisse vehicula scelerisque nibh. Ut vestibulum leo eget eros vehicula, in maximus ligula pretium. Donec eu suscipit lorem. Aenean tempus turpis sit amet tortor posuere tempor. Aliquam velit magna, dignissim eleifend libero interdum, vestibulum molestie ante.
Donec pharetra metus vitae vulputate sodales. Cras molestie purus nulla, eu tempor odio rhoncus vel. Vivamus rutrum purus nec tempus gravida. Praesent gravida, diam eu tempus tincidunt, orci velit tempus enim, id tristique velit velit eget purus. Phasellus eu odio vitae nisi varius finibus at a diam. Suspendisse consequat tempor turpis, quis aliquam nibh pellentesque eget. Sed eu sollicitudin arcu, sed condimentum turpis. Suspendisse quis eleifend ante. Donec viverra ipsum et pulvinar sollicitudin. Proin viverra vel magna et consequat. Nunc volutpat nisi mi, sit amet luctus nisl facilisis sit amet. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos.
Nam auctor sapien et quam auctor dignissim. Nunc et quam quis dui sodales volutpat. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec condimentum ornare semper. Vestibulum at quam felis. In scelerisque suscipit risus eget aliquam. Suspendisse pretium tincidunt nulla, at dignissim enim scelerisque eu.
So in conclusion actually this was all just lorem ipsum, but how many of you already read this and didn't notice? 
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Nicely done. 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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You should have saved the link that Chris posted a few weeks back to Hipsteripsum. Your Dolor would have made better sense. 
<edit> Hipster Ipsum – Artisanal filler text for your project.[^]
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Nice one
Actually I just typed it from the top of my head 
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You're not kidding, and it's not even the author of the article.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well, I thought it was superfluous, just superfluous.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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shortest path => longest reply!
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