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In the old fortran stuff:
3 = 9
And change the value of 3 to 9 (Because some nimrod decided to declare numeric constants as variables?) LMAO.
But they fix everything by adding an =, so we get =, ==, ===...
I am waiting to read some code:
if (x ======= y)
and
if (x ======== y)
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"1" === 1 is true
Umm, this statement is false. Put "1" === 1 into the dev tools console and it will output false.
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I just loved seeing C/C++ code from colleagues too lazy to comment out a block of code (and letting it sit there for years) via:
#if 0
...
#endif
I should just go back to clean it out, but now it's nostalgic for me. 
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On Error Resume Next
/thread
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Is a capital offence an all-caps Twitter rant?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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HALP! SEND CODEZ PLZ! URGENTZ!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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NO
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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OH YES IT IS
(I prefer to argue quietly)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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WHAT A COVFEFE IDEA!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Posting on Twitter is capital.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You mean a capital offence! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The ambiguity is deliberate. :evil grin:
(See G&S's The Mikado)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Mainly, Malicious Media Merely Made More Maddeningly Monstrous.
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Monetary Mammoths Magnate Many Meanderers Munching Mortified Musings
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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A capital offence is anything a twat tweets from a capital city.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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It's interesting to me that the people who want to 'preserve western society' by keeping our countries white seem generally incapable of both spelling and operating caps lock
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I Left after fixing grievances of the junk collector (9)
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Here goes nothing:
SCAVENGER
Anagram of grievances without the I.
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So glad it was solved quick.
You are up tommorow
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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SCAVENGER (anagram of grievances with the "I" removed)
Richard beat me to it - great answer, Richard!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Nice clue 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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93. Voiced support for early invention (5)
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I hope it's not too soon. Spoke
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Better than too late
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Well if I spoke too soon it could be embarrassing!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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