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Ladies! If he won't laugh at your fruit puns, should you let that mango?
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Obviously they cantaloupe if he has no humor. He may feel meloncholy for a while, but he'll feel better when he realizes there are no more 'honeydew' lists. Orange you glad you started this?
Cherry-o!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This is grade A punning. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Shall we pit them against one another and seed which prevails? The pepper response may be to corn-vince him to a-peas her and laugh at such rye humor. Wheat choice is there? if daikon not aside their difference then it means sleeping alone and durian lies the problem.
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I'd give artichoke
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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Not if he has a nice pair of plums.
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During their return over the weekend, Hawthorne Mission Control sent up some new checklists for Bob and Doug to use. When asked if they had received them Bob replied that he hadn't. He then said his Wi-Fi was off and his tablet (iPad) was in Airplane mode. When asked, Doug replied that he had received them.
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Possible "fwoooooosh" moment*.
Also possible: your joke didn't translate to English in a recognizable form.
* Sound made by something going over your head really, really fast.
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OriginalGriff wrote: didn't translate to English
A definite possibility from American.
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Meow: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Mine watches mostly the Disney channel: "Mickey Mouse", "Robin of Sherwood" - but he's fond of movies like "Where Eagles Dare", "Duck Soup", and "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" as well.
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There are too many "grown" men on this site that admit to liking cats. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Those same grown men feel secure enough to not see a problem with that.
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dandy72 wrote: feel secure enough to not see a problem with that.
Ya, that's the problem.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Ya, that's the problem.
So tell us, what exactly is the problem with "grown men" liking cats? 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Cats are for little kids and old lonely women. Period.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Phiiuuuu... I thought you were speaking about cat videos 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I like cats well enough, but I just can't eat a whole one by myself...
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I was planning tomorrows, and I really like this one, but ... it's a bit specialist so it wouldn't be fair in an international site like this. Heck, I'd guess that fewer than one in ten native English speakers have even heard of the word, never mind those for whom it's a second or third language!
But I liked it so much, I thought I'd share:
Made to throw at tall monster - A.T.L! A.T.L! (6)
No prize; just a warm feeling if you get it.
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No prize? What's the prize for the regular one?
It's a loanword, so I don't know if English speakers really have an advantage here.
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Greg Utas wrote: What's the prize for the regular one?
You get to set the next!
What? You thought that was a punishment?
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I stared at that for quite a while before the light came on. I guess the CCC part of my brain is very small.
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My work here is done.
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