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Same here. I'd even add Johnny English to the list...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The first season of Black Adder was a bit so-so but the last three seasons (and the specials) were all brilliant! Wibble!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Took a hell of an actor to play Bean, I'd like to see him in this other role.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Really? I think that Mr. Bean has been discriminated against all along: https://i.stack.imgur.com/oJsaW.jpg
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is a documentary on how ships are kept together a riveting view?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have a sinking feeling that that sail in the past.
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Trying to hit rock bottom with that comment, W.? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I have a sinking feeling that you're not requesting an anchor to my past comment, but that's what you get.
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I sea! Don't be so stern. I was first and foremast trying to sharpen davit in this thread... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Not to me, but whatever floats your boat! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Depends on who is anchoring it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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You just nailed it.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If so, then wouldn't a documentary about building fiberglass boats come to a sticky end?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I thought about making a pitch for one about how wooden boat stay waterproof.
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Now you are just trawling us! Weld done!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I just got started on a list of small web applications that company policy has decided to do using Apex - Oracle's supposedly RAD environment.
It took a few days to get used to it but I am actually starting to enjoy it. It's different.
Anyone else done this? Comments, gotchas, etc.
Note: Don't tell me to use some other tool - I am stuck with this one and am making the best of it despite it's quirks.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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if its just for small thing used internally ..use it..build it...deploy it...forget it... and do something better with your time
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Ever since the engine swap I did in my car back four years ago, every warning light in the instrument cluster has been illuminated.
Beginning this weekend, I think the car has finally just GOTTEN frustrated, threw up its hands, and turned all of the warning lights off. In their place is a single warning light that simply reads, "WTF?!"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The check check engine light light?
They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: In their place is a single warning light that simply reads, "WTF?!"
This is one of those cases of "pics or it didn't happen".
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The warning light is a big, red annoying thing, right?
I think I spotted it.
(and how on Earth can you drive a car around for a day, let alone 4 years, with the warning lights on? That would have driven me insane.)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's like coding with Microsoft tools - after a while you ignore the warnings, go head-down, and code your ass off.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just tell us you investigated the warning lights, found no problem but were unable to figure out how to get them to turn off.
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Check Engine - no way to turn it off because most of the OEM sensors are missing
Traction control - no way to turn it off because the electric power steering rack was replaced with a hydraulic one
Seat belt - there's a way to turn it off, but I don't care (the OEM seat belts are long gone)
Air bag - no way to turn it off because OEM seats are long gone
Battery - no way to turn it off because computer doesn't support new alternator connection
ABS - no way to turn it off because a seemingly non-related sensor is missing
WTF?! - because it's tired of telling me about the missing sensors and other "safety" equipment
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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