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Pole dancing for cash 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Relative close, but wrong.
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Pole dancing for pleasure?
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Give it to me baby, yeah! 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And what will come next? Dancing Laps?[^]
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Food taster? Judge on beer of the year? Patent violation inspector?
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No, no, and no. Sorry. If you look further up, we have not only gotten the year right, but also already found out what he did.
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That's a lot of money for a bit of Googling...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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screwing with the light bulbs
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Not me - my days of drinking until I puke or pass out are behind me!
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You could drink less and pretend to be a gentleman from a weird island kingdom. It would probably help with the ladies and be a refreshing change from all those half dead Australians.
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CodeWraith wrote: It would probably help with the ladies
Herself might have a few words to say about that. Quite strident words. Vicious even.
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Ok, a lonely gentleman from a weird and exotic island kingdom who does not understand a word and needs lots of help to understand what all this is about. That sounds harmless enough even if she finds out.
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You clearly haven't met her!
(Or, I suspect, been married  They hear everything.)
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OriginalGriff wrote: You clearly haven't met her!
Not that I know of.
OriginalGriff wrote: Or, I suspect, been married
Not that I know of.
OriginalGriff wrote: They hear everything
So what can we do to bail you out? Would it work to have Men in Black take you with them in black vans? Fake terrorists who kidnap you? Aliens?
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I was big fan of good beer (and wine), but doctor interfered...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wrong MD! My wants me to have an alcoholic beverage daily.
Original it was two, but I can barely handle one.
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See, you now can have your prescription filled at the Oktoberfest.
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What's the matter with your doctor? Can't he operate?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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He is all right with knife, but do not know how to remove all my blood without killing me... So as an alternative he prohibits of drinking and eating anything I have pleasure to do so...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I was once there for the Bicentenary, and it was enough for me. I live less than 60 km away... and I won't go anymore.
- Huge amounts of really drunk people
- Huge inflated prices (come on, 2 years ago 10,5 € for "a' Mass Bier", I suppose now would be around 12€ or so)(Side effect... you pay with 15€ and you won't always get change back)
- Long waiting times everywhere you want to go
- Quite high amount of pickpockets
- If you are a woman... quite big amount of drunken jerks that will easily get over the limit
Can it be funny? Yes
Will it be funny? Not necessarily
Is it something to be seen at least once in a lifetime? Yes
Is it something one wants to repeat? In my case... definitively not
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Right, all that belongs to the package, just as the rides. Or Kaiserschmarrn. I always eat some of that. Or when the boss reserves a table and we all go there for an afternoon (guess where all those really drunk people come from!).
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