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Isn't there a library for that? Something like Winsocks.dll?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Winsocks
That's the next step in their socky marketing campaign: spam e-mails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Buy your Winsocks from Cuddly Software!
There once was a small company with that name and I bought my first program on a cassette tape from them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So it's not just a dumb web-site; it's a Business Model!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You couldn't pay me enough to wear a pair of these[^]. 
/ravi
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They must be worried that travellers will get lost in the dark.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wish some fashion designer would make it the norm to wear mismatched socks. I mean we lose one of each pair anyway. It would make life so much easier.
Then again, when you look at women's fashion (how it looks as well as how much it costs), it becomes obvious that their job is to make it harder to be considered well dressed
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I found the solution for lost socks - buying only black of the same design 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I can't have anything but black socks, because if there's the slightest colour in them, my wife thinks they're hers and they wind up in her drawer... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Same here, but I am the culprit as I'm usually the one doing the laundry
She cooks like an angel though. If I were to cook and her to do the laundry we would have poorly washed clothes and bad dinners
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: poorly washed clothes and bad dinners
Actually, when I first met my wife, I wanted to do my own laundry, and I thought "why not be a nice guy and do some of hers as well" - First and only time, and after some of her clothes accidentally - and to my big surprise - turned out pinkish, she told me: "NEVER go anywhere near the washing machine again!!! I'll take care of that!" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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She doesn't like how I put the laundry to dry, but I usually do it myself nevertheless because she's a bit on the side of laziness... me too of course
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Johnny J. wrote: why not be a nice guy and do some of hers as well
One of the older tricks on the books for getting out of having to do the laundry. One batch of pink undies gets you out of doing laundry for years. Now if I can figure out how to royally screw up folding the laundry...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Nighthowler wrote: I wish some fashion designer would make it the norm to wear mismatched socks.
Whenever somebody points out that I'm wearing mismatched socks, I tell 'em I've got another pair just like it at home.
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First rule of Sock Club. You don't talk about Sock Club.
Second rule of Sock Club. You don't talk about Sock Club.
This space for rent
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First rule of the sock club: ....
Edit: Pete already beat me to it!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Put a sock in it! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You can actually also wash your socks, you do not need to buy new ones every time.
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Darn it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I did an IKM assessment for C# and some of the questions are so odd it makes one wonder does it really gauge one's ability to code ?
You are given a program and 5 outputs and you have to choose right one. One of the question was what is the value of x after running this code ?
int x=0x0000FFFF;
x=x>>4;
x=x<<4;
x=x|0x0000000F;
x=x^0x55555555;
Where in real world application am I going to use this ?
I scored 76 out of 100. Last time I took .NET 4.5 test I scored 88. How does it help someone understand my ability to write code for actual application ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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In a lot of communication protocols. My Modbus class is basically composed of these, as all the classes that dialog with hardware - I had to write the driver for a I/O board with variable configurations that had to interface with a single falt array of values and these operations are the norm.
Non-standard checksums are so standard (pun intended) that it is fairly common having to write code like this... preparing data for SIMD processing also may involve maskings and shifts, as the normalization of data from analog or digital transducers. Many transducers have offsets to be weeded out as fast as possible, others are scrambled in strange ways (as first 4 bit of first channel, first four of second channel, fuirst foru of nth channel ... second four bits of first channel and so on) so to have a flat model you may need to perform these kind of operations.
Not the usual Web UI or accounting program of course.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Somebody who is good in bit-shifting isnt long-term qualified for the stupidity and annoyance C# and XAML. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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If you were a woman I'd asked you out after this.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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