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Yes, indeed, just not entirely sure whether I'm a Kit or a Kat ...
Have a Brit-of-a-certain-age award!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Trump is Half Man, Half Jaffa Cake
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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... and this kids is why you should never try to burn your tax returns!
veni bibi saltavi
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Apparently it was confined to an underwear drawer
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Is avoidable how you survive a bullfight?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Does the oil of ole help?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Nah, that merely delays the gory details.
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Ull find out if ull try.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought avoidable would be a flying bull?
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Next you'll say that bison have wings...
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If your arena mood to do so. If you don't, it might cause you a lot of Spain.
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Just picador and ensure that it's between you and the bull!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That one is cool man.
Jeremy Falcon
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It's a little known fact that Bob Jones was the actual astronaut to land on the moon. Neil Armstrong was a hoax to hide the true identity of what really happened. Bob said something about a flat earth or a turtle. Can't remember exactly.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Damn! I always thought it was Al Gore.
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Lopatir wrote: Al Gore.
Al in this font made me think you put AI (capital I) Gore. That scares me even more.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Compared to what made those iconic footprints, moon boots[^], I think that Neil's space suit shoes would fit in them just fine.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Was hoping it would last a bit longer than that 
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Sorry, it's still early Monday morning here. I think my sense of humor is still asleep.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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fake news
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Easy... astronauts have to be tall to appear in magazines and so... when they are not tall enough they use extra height platform shoes... 
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Can anyone help?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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There's probably a forum somewhere on t'internet that can.
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