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one is acting erratically or off the cuff, the other is more to do with describing an individual acting in an aloof odd or fanciful manner! I looked whimsical up, in a thesaurus(electronic) and became a big head hence my comments!
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I'd go with capricious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd go with capricious.
But would she go with you?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm tempted to apply, but they didn't say anything abut tenuous connections to the internet that enable a horrific telecommuting experience.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Haha, after the honest job ad, here comes the honest applicant! 
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I don't think they're ready for my level of honesty, much less equipped to handle it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Requires 5-7 years of experience in windows 10 administration
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Of course! 
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An extreme resilience and ability to withstand intense pressure.- at what psi ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles, do you have a reptile dysfunction?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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More properly: eReptile dysfuction. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Could be worse: "iReptile dysfunction" anybody?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah! Then we can blame it on Apple!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Which is still better than "Live Reptile Dysfunction Mobile Pro 10 for .NET SP2".
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Seems to me you brought up a hard problem to discuss.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Be strong! Rise to the occasion!
/ravi
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Sounds like a good tip.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles
Then I strongly recommend you stay celibate.
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If you Gator to that kind of sex and you need help go C-Alice
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I believe that's how the dinosaurs died.
That was going to be my pun.
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I remember, years back the local shopping sites showing dumb pointless advertisements. On their home pages, e-mails, etc. Now with perfect Data analytics/BI, whatever you call it, these guys are tapping the exact sentiment, need, and all those vital instincts with the customers.
For example, In India, smartphones usage has gone up like mad, but people haven't opened up their wallets much for the expensive ones. The current deterrent threshold is like around $215. Vendors used to advertise like "Best Phones Below $215". But now they have narrowed the range down to $100 to $215. And all advertisements look like it's a certain hit, when users look at it.
And for smaller items like memory cards, USB flash drives, they've figured it out, that customers are making a Lynch-carting , ordering just on the go if it's less than $15. These analytics & BI services becoming like heart of their operations! Amazon India is just eating it up!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Amazing! Thanks for the link mate. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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