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Slogans aren't solutions.
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Awwwww, Rene!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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May he rust in piss
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Are James T Kirk’s favourite nuts Pekhaaaaaans?
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First instinctive reply involving Brazil nuts not KSS... 
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Mine too, (gonads)
Sin tack ear lol
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I thought that his favourite nuts were Garth of Izar and Kodos the Executioner.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nomad also was not quite himself anymore, even before Kirk talked him into suicide like many other computers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If only destroying computers was that easy... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It is. Some people only need to touch one solder connection on a board and and all CMOS chips are zapped,
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They're Spock's.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Kirk's favorite nuts are his own.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: his own
Give it a thought, lad . . . that's true of most of us (that are male).
So, who's do you prefer ?
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I wouldn't dignify such a warped pun with a jang[^]
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some tribble nuts and a nice chianti!"
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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16 Year Old males have their own language. It's a cross between Indian Chief and Caveman.
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Did you hear about the riot at the dairy farm? It was udder chaos.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is yet to be posted. But, now that I have yer attention...
Did ya hear my joke about the olives, brocolli, and potatoes?
Of course not!
That's becuz I've been vegetating on the punch line fer years.
A MacSpudster Original 
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olives are a fruit
Sin tack ear lol
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I don't eat them anyway....
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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It is common knowledge that so are tomatoes.
Wisdom is not including either in a fruit salad.
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Ask a botanist, and the reply would be yes: an olive, just like a plum or a cherry, is a fruit.
In culinary terms, however, olives are like those other fruit, tomatoes, and are treated as a vegetable: we eat them in savory dishes, on their own as a snack, or hors d’oeuvre.
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