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Managers, bankers...
If we get rid of all these parasites, it might actually be enough to save the world.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Web programmers - take a drink for every mention of "microservices"
.NET programmers - take a drink for every mention of "assemblies"
JavaScript programmers - don't stop drinking 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Why do you want to get rid of me? I'm not a web programmer at all, but I think I invented microservices (or something very similar) before I ever heard of that word.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Because while microservices are in theory a good way to isolate different parts of a large process, the way they are implemented by most web programmers is enough to make you want to kill them.
It's the same as motorcycle riders. Riding motorcycles is fun, and can, in theory, reduce congestion on the roads. In practice, the way most motor cycle riders drive, they give the other drivers heart attacks.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: It's the same as motorcycle riders. Riding motorcycles is fun, and can, in theory, reduce congestion on the roads. In practice, the way most motor cycle riders drive, they give the other drivers heart attacks.
Lecturing them about how to drive can also result in broken bones and loss of teeth. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yup[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There isn't enough alcohol. 
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What are you waiting for? Grab some potatos and start distilling.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Gotta love games with simple rules.
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As a Brit I am surprised at how Andy Capp has travelled, it or was, set in a North England Pub with it stereotypical resident drinker... Not the most portable source, it may be that it is not too far from other Western blue collar life? 
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I first met Capp while I was living in South Africa decades ago. I have not come across him here in the USA, but I follow his antics on the Internet.
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I suppose South Africa would be closer to the UK...but even so...
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By now you have observed that your post sparked a release of a plethora of groups who's membership is a target of some (as yet unscheduled ?) future culling event. Although I don't think you were looking for that, perhaps take it as a lesson that the majority of us here, frequenting CP, are profoundly disturbed.
And we embrace it.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: perhaps take it as a lesson that the majority of us here, frequenting CP, are profoundly disturbed.
And we embrace it.
Speak for yourself... I am just a bit disturbed, not that profoundly
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: I am just a bit disturbed, not that profoundly
Obviously you don't try hard enough.
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Not to debate your father but I've always heard it spun from this angle:
"Jack(ass) of all trades, Master of None" - definitely the other point of view.
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of Code Project's offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
(They never would be missed)
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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What shall I mikado that post?
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Need one for lawyers and another for politicians and another for people who use drugs and another for people who vape and another...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Rock or be left inside after damage (6)
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