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By gum, I think I need to brush up my skills too.
/ravi
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That would be adding another jewel to your crown.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think that's a bridge too far.
/ravi
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It's always good to add another skill to your palate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good idea. I'm going to sink my teeth into it.
/ravi
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You should engrave that on a plaque.
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I will! Brace yourself...
/ravi
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Brace myself? I don't need to. If I fell on the flouride just get back up again.
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Lucky you! I wish I could brush myself off that easily!
/ravi
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What a polished way of thinking!
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It's pasted in my brain.
/ravi
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Rooted in the canals of your brain, you mean?
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Indeed! I'm a compulsive abscessive.
/ravi
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I knew you're good at puns, bur I didn't see that coming.
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I'm really not that good. I'm just filling in for the regulars.
/ravi
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You're quite cemented to the puns.
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Yes, I enjoy the bond.
/ravi
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Excuse my probing, but is that bond strong as acrylic?
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Thank you kind b'tard! I have to go to the torture chair on Tuesday!
veni bibi saltavi
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Grab him by the Gentleman's Vegetables and repeat after me: "Now, we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quite cool. Almost seems like ice cream in my bowl... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I just heard that Microsoft’s most recent mantra is “Cloud-first, Mobile-first”. This lofty aspiration has inspired me to concoct a mantra of my own (one even grander than Microsoft’s, IMHO). From here on out, you can expect me to be single-mindedly devoted to pursuing: “Excellence-first, solemnity-first, get-more-done-and-have-more-fun-first, newest-technology-on-the-block-first, diligence-first, balanced-with-mindless-entertainment-first, mom-first, apple-pie-first, no-make-that-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-first, people-first, church-first, home-first, work-first, peaceful-evenings-out-on-the-veranda-first, and (last but certainly not least – in fact, first) never-forgetting-to-keep-first-things-first-first.”
… and everything else second.
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Your primary objective should be to collate your thoughts into a coherent and easily comprehensible form which manages to employ the absolute minimum number of words and phrases yet still fully articulates the concept in its entirety.
-- or --
Brevity first.
veni bibi saltavi
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kdmote wrote: Excellence-first, solemnity-first, get-more-done-and-have-more-fun-first, newest-technology-on-the-block-first, diligence-first, balanced-with-mindless-entertainment-first, mom-first, apple-pie-first, no-make-that-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-first, people-first, church-first, home-first, work-first, peaceful-evenings-out-on-the-veranda-first, and (last but certainly not least – in fact, first) never-forgetting-to-keep-first-things-first-first.
Catchy, it's already stuck in my head! 
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