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While not an IoT useless item it is just as worthless. selfie-toaster[^]
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Yup, apparently you can only use one selfie image per toaster.
Now, if it was possible to take a new selfie every time you toasted a slice of bread, THEN it would have been useful! 
Not to mention that it only ships in the US. What about the rest of the selfie toasting worlds needs? Typical 'murican to think of themselves only! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why?, just why? 
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Because dark the Dark Side it is! Very dark!
So why don't you just make another selfie toast, Yoda?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I find it very sad that given we now have the technology to "print" on toast, the thing they come up with is "selfies". What a narcissistic society we live in. There is, of course, nothing to stop you uploading a picture of text that says "have a nice day", or your company logo, or "I love you" or anything else.
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Absolutely, you could put instructions and disclaimers on the toast,
0. Warning toast may be hot, handle at your own risk.
1. Add butter to other side.
2. Add jam to other side.
3. Consume within 1 hour.
4. Not responsible of the contents of this toast.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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didn't somebody get a bunch of money for a Jesus on a Toast about a year or so ago
hmmm...
ebag millions here I come...
damn, thinking with me fingers again,
pretend you didn't see this.
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Wow... you got a photo of Jesus you're going to upload? 
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Camille Saint-Saëns - "Danse Macabre" for Two Pianos, Op.40[^]
So I've been listening to piano music for about a month now (and I also started playing).
Last week YouTube recommended me this, an old favorite of mine played on not one, but two pianos!
Twice as good?
An orchestral version of this piece is used in the haunted house at De Efteling, the Netherlands biggest and most popular amusement park so that's probably how I know it.
There's also a Mickey Mouse cartoon playing this song[^], but I knew the music before the cartoon (and the cartoon before the internet).
So anyway, I like this piano version 
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I've read "piano music" and wondered what's your opinion regarding Sylvestrov's Kitch Music
He has both snobbish 20-century-atonality-stuff and also some closer-to-ordinary-joe-stuff. I hope you will enjoy the example of the latter 
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Did someone crack a whip on 10:29?
Sounds good!
Although it's a bit too much notes, too few melody for my tastes.
I think my dad will love this stuff though
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Four hundred and eighteen? (6)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Teapot?
418 error
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Is the correct answer! Well done, you are up Monday. 
I knew that it would either go quickly, or last all day but I liked that one.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For us dummies ... how does that get to teapot?
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This is a HTTP response code.
Error 418 - I am a Teapot is in the specification RFC2324 - Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol.
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Heh, I just told my colleagues about that. They did not believe me, but are now reading the RFC.
Thanks for reminding me about this sillyness.
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I believed it, after all there's nothing sillier than the internet.
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Humble again: Get GRID 2 for free[^]
It's a racer, Grid 2 - Wikipedia[^] with pretty good reviews. Steam is involved, unfortunately ... but you can't have everything!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: It is the eighth game in the TOCA series
I remember TOCA 2 when I had The Playstation. One of the hardest mofos ever. Thanks for the headsup.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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So it's about racing with steam powered cars 
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63. Expect a delay... (5)
64. ...article length happening (5)
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63. AWAIT
64. <<todo>>
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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63. 
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