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A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine!" "What kind of pills were they?" asked the friend. "I don't know, but they've got a peppermint taste"
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Wasn't blue as well, by any chance? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Neo should've taken the blue pull... Or maybe there's a "parody" where he does, The Dominatrix? 
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Guess it gave him new horns. 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I find that hard to swallow.
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Exhale 
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The bull came to your house too eh?
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If am am not hungry...
is it impolite to refuse cookies?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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While not an IoT useless item it is just as worthless. selfie-toaster[^]
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Yup, apparently you can only use one selfie image per toaster.
Now, if it was possible to take a new selfie every time you toasted a slice of bread, THEN it would have been useful! 
Not to mention that it only ships in the US. What about the rest of the selfie toasting worlds needs? Typical 'murican to think of themselves only! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why?, just why? 
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Because dark the Dark Side it is! Very dark!
So why don't you just make another selfie toast, Yoda?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I find it very sad that given we now have the technology to "print" on toast, the thing they come up with is "selfies". What a narcissistic society we live in. There is, of course, nothing to stop you uploading a picture of text that says "have a nice day", or your company logo, or "I love you" or anything else.
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Absolutely, you could put instructions and disclaimers on the toast,
0. Warning toast may be hot, handle at your own risk.
1. Add butter to other side.
2. Add jam to other side.
3. Consume within 1 hour.
4. Not responsible of the contents of this toast.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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didn't somebody get a bunch of money for a Jesus on a Toast about a year or so ago
hmmm...
ebag millions here I come...
damn, thinking with me fingers again,
pretend you didn't see this.
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Wow... you got a photo of Jesus you're going to upload? 
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Camille Saint-Saëns - "Danse Macabre" for Two Pianos, Op.40[^]
So I've been listening to piano music for about a month now (and I also started playing).
Last week YouTube recommended me this, an old favorite of mine played on not one, but two pianos!
Twice as good?
An orchestral version of this piece is used in the haunted house at De Efteling, the Netherlands biggest and most popular amusement park so that's probably how I know it.
There's also a Mickey Mouse cartoon playing this song[^], but I knew the music before the cartoon (and the cartoon before the internet).
So anyway, I like this piano version 
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I've read "piano music" and wondered what's your opinion regarding Sylvestrov's Kitch Music
He has both snobbish 20-century-atonality-stuff and also some closer-to-ordinary-joe-stuff. I hope you will enjoy the example of the latter 
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Did someone crack a whip on 10:29?
Sounds good!
Although it's a bit too much notes, too few melody for my tastes.
I think my dad will love this stuff though
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Four hundred and eighteen? (6)
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Teapot?
418 error
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Is the correct answer! Well done, you are up Monday. 
I knew that it would either go quickly, or last all day but I liked that one.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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