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CodeWraith wrote: Bring along some torches!
Just make sure you keep the order of operations correct. Pillage Then Burn
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yesterday I played Fallout 4 and had some Supermutants [^] coming for a visit. The leader had this document[^] with their orders with him.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I obviously need a break when any document with a RETURN at the end looks like the back-of-beermat draft for a new method. 
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Wecould ravage the offices, women, etc, just like a good old Viking raid
Sounds like fun day!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I volunteer to operate the Trebuchet!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Great! Just don't drop the stones on your feet. They are really heavy.
I know just the right place to order the adequate outfit. What are our team colors? Green and orange?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How about a wooden rabbit?[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Don't need the link for that one. If we do that, we must be sure to be in it and get out right after we are inside. And since it's Mickeysoft, we should change the design to a mouse.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: How about a wooden rabbit?[^]
...and now I know who will taunt them some more. Now remember, Your mother was a hamster, and your father semelt of elderberries.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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This time maybe we should fart in their general direction.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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CodeWraith wrote: traditional
How old are you?
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I'm in. I'm expert on operating explosives...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Sorry, but that is effectively a spam attack, because a large percentage of such a group would probably be of the "meh" opinion.
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Spam?
I'd call it a revolution.
And one that's well past time, at that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Forogar wrote: ...um, I hesitate to use the word "attack" as this is not what I want to propose.
"boycott".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"boycott" - a good word but too many negative connotations.
"protest" - is not good in the same way.
"lobby" - feels too political and therefore negative also.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Maybe we should impose sanctions?
Anyhow, it worked before. After enough complaints, Clippy was removed 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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But not tattooed on every square centimetre of the skin of the guy who thought him up, then each centimetre slowly penetrated with a genuine (but red hot) paperclip until he died screaming in agony.
Which is what I asked for.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hi, it looks like you're writing a letter 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Obligatory Clippy[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sounds nice in theory.
The only problem is that, although there might be 14 million of us, getting even 14 developers to agree on what is top priority is a nigh-on impossible task.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: getting even 14 developers to agree on what is top priority is a nigh-on impossible task.
No problem. Bacon, anyone?
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Correction... we are nearly 14 million users...
Maybe 1 million developers?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You've got buckleys, apathy will kill the idea before it gets going.
However you might try something like the weekly survey, The weekly BUG, but your numbers are going to be insignificant.
Propose a bug, get votes on board, have CP present it to MS. I'm pretty sure CM has a good pipeline into MS by now.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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