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No. Sorry, that was me. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Sorry, but the quality of humor in this thread stinks!
/ravi
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Well that's just your 2 scents.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Now I'm really fuming. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
/ravi
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Don't odor me around!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good heavens, I would never stink of doing that!
/ravi
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I'm breathing a sigh of relief, I thought I was gonna have to reek some havoc.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. A true pungent!
/ravi
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Thanks! I learned everything I know at the olfactory where I used to work.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What a gas that must have been!
/ravi
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 Whiff I could go back in time...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I sympathize. Maybe a bouquet will cheer you up?
/ravi
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Sure, as long as it doesn't smell like a bacon, flatus, and tomato sandwich.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yikes, that would incense anyone!
/ravi
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Indeed, I'd aroma round the world lookin' for the person who did that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Myrrh God! You guys took it too far.
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Well I'm keeping my nose out of this!
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GKP1992 wrote: Is that irony I smell?
I regret this. 
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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that metriculation's gonna take a while...
still time for a pint or two before they're all gone
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) @@@@@@*@x@@
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It did that back in the 70s. 
I think the US is the only country left that uses imperial.
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speaking of programming I hear mcdonalds is mass implementing prolog in the Amazon
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ @@@@@@*@x@@
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As long as the ruler isn't "duct taped / duck-typed", the tick marks don't randomly change spacing, and there are clearly designated numeric units (that also don't change value), and it stays a ruler and doesn't disguise itself as a rectal probe, I don't if it's metric or Vulcan.
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Actually, I thought a programmer was someone who got paid for pointing out that you split an infinitive.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Frankly, I don't give a dram.
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