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In reality, when you send snail-mail, the address could be something like:
Mr Richard Roe
123 The High Street
Trotters Bottom
near Pigs End
Middx HA8 8UT
UK
or
Jock MacTavish
The Brewery
Glasgow GU9 7TR
Scotland (optional - you would never say England but might specify the smaller places or they get pissed off that England supports them and the English don't give a crap about them. Actually, no one who lives inside the M25 even acknowledges that anyone lives outside of it)
UK
Note that Middx is short for Middlesex which the Royal Mail do not recognise and is not on maps any more but everyone still uses it.
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Yup. Them wuz the days! (NOT!)
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Jeremy Falcon
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Good old days?
Sounds to me like what Michael Martin does every day?
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Those were the good old days because I was playing with tonka toys then.
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"269 counts of wire fraud and money laundering"? Hopefully, that'll put him away for a few years. 
Pity it's only a middle man though.
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Quote: Hopefully, that'll put him away for a few years
Yup! He should get a one year sentence for each of the 269 counts. These sentences to be served sequentially! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: that'll put him away for a few years
Not if this was the UK. If it was the UK he'd be suing the police for reading his emails.
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@JeremyFalcon, is that you?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Noooo! Jeremy is a nice guy! Don't insult him like this.
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Thanks man. Although it's not as easy affording prostitutes these days with the economy and all. So sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... 
Jeremy Falcon
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If you become the prostitute, the sex will make you money.
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You raise a good point, sir.
Jeremy Falcon
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 Now you know Mike... the first rule of Nigerian Prince club is that you do not talk about Nigerian Prince club.
Jeremy Falcon
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but..but..he is a American white person... surely this is no a Nigerian prince..must be a case of mistaken identity..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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He was just the middle man. The main perpetrators are probably in Lagos somewhere.
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Read in the middle of your sentences, the real bad are colored in RGB= ... no!
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I wanna shake his hand for knowing normals stupidity better than I. I mean really, someone actually did more than chuckle at these emails?
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I'm still waiting for my million dollar check from John Beresford Tipton.
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$2 for a coffee, plus $20 and up for transaction fees...
methinksnot.
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are really only a rudimentary sobriety test.
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The best passwords are four words that aren't common separated by tangentially related symbols. Take that password rule suggestions! 
(Also easy to remember when drunk.)
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