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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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World Wide (Web) 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Where is the party?
Mount Druitt.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You got the tubs of homebrew ready?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: You got the tubs of homebrew ready?
Yes. Made you a Shandy keg and especially bought some Schmiddies for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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As long as there's a decaf non-fat soy late to go with it as a chaser.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Is it feasible to have it online? 
___@sHubHa
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He might be just a bit saddened - for surely he, as I, fully expected a special Google Logo for today.
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Happy Birthday Handsome Bob!
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And hello there,Leslie. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shirley not!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't call me Shirley!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We have clearance for vector 127, over!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Clarence? Clarence Oveur, is that you, over?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have clearance Clarence!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you ...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Surely you can't just leave us at a time like this!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't call me Shirley!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Surely you can't be serious!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What?
And who the hell is Victor?
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xiecsuk wrote: who the hell is Victor?
Frank Ashmore[^] is Victor.
I dunno, don't the Youth Of Today study the classics? 
It's a series of quotes from the film Airplane!a>[^] starring Leslie Nielsen (whose death was reported here so many times that a repost is now known as "A Leslie") and a rich font of quotes, such as:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
And the seminal:
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who are you calling "Youth of Today". I've been retired for nearly ten years. The only Shirley I can remember is someone called Shirley Temple, but I can't remember what she did. Oh, and a girl called Shirley I found behind the bike sheds when I was ten. I wonder what happened to her!!
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