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modified 22-Nov-16 9:59am.
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan said: Did WiFi change "i" to "e", too? Laugh | 
Nope, it's wives that change "i" to "this humble subject".
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
modified 22-Nov-16 10:07am.
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Sorry, I don't yet have that experience.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I live together with my GF since 2010, we'll marry on Spring/Summer of the coming year if all goes well, economically speaking. It's incredible how much even a small non-religious wedding ceremony can cost 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: It's incredible how much even a small non-religious wedding ceremony can cost
Much more than just money. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sanity was lost a long time ago. Good riddance 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I am in a relation since 2011, we are about to marry in a few years. Our major issue is the India-Pakistan politics that we need to tackle as their are many so-called "diplomatic" terms. I have been trying to meet her since 2 years, 2 times invited by C# Corner as their MVP on their annual conference, but never got a visa. So, economically, mentally, physically, our marriage is expensive than the rest provided the long procedures, oh and yes, it is inter-religious.
She is really helpful and supportive so I always get confused by wife-memes.
Those who live together, or can meet easily are really lucky people. Good luck to your relation, and all the best to me.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Good luck to your relation
Thanks!  Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: and all the best to me
All the best! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
I'm in this relationship since 2006, we were both very young, and had to traverse Hell one way and back to be together. We literally lived homeless (guests in actual houses luckily) for three months before finally being able to move in my parents' house, where she always felt out of place... but it was better than staying with her psychopatic (medically, certified) mother or her absent father (really, I lived in that house too for a while) who at all effects abandoned her whe she was born.
Add some health trouble and a financial independence that came late and with much effort thanks to the idiotic economical thinking of my country... We endured quite a lot. It's a year and a half that we finally live in our own house and freedom has never tasted that good.
She IS supportive but living together 24/7 always takes a toll, that's why the wife-memes!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Quote: we finally live in our own house and freedom has never tasted that good.
Well, good things come to those who wait.
Quote: She IS supportive but living together 24/7 always takes a toll, that's why the wife-memes!
We are together virtually, thanks to Skype and other similar channels, WhatsApp, we have many times slept talking with each other, arguing about our different and opposite fields (she is of political science), but we never fought enough to have faith in wife-memes. I guess I am lucky.
Infact, I am C# Corner MVP (twice), CodeProject MVP and also a Microsoft MVP and she has really much helped me out in all of this, so I don't believe in these memes and don't want to try my luck either. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I dunno, we had a reasonable Church wedding with a nice reception and the price came in at around £1,000 all in 15 years ago. That included 2 services - civil and Church; well Cathedral - and of course a reception for each.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quite a nice price! I guess if we're lucky we'll be able to squeeze it in 2000€, with 11-20 guests.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Quote: it's 'cos the wife has exterminated me
Did WiFi change "i" to "e", too?
Note: My WiFi caused me to think message was messed up wuth editing, so deleted previous one. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Note: My WiFi caused me to think message was messed up wuth editing, so deleted previous one.
Fixed the apparent non-sequitur introducing a proper quote of your OP.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Before all of the above: Buy a thick helmet?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is some one piggybacking off your wi-fi signal?
On my Wi-Fi router, I've restricted access by MAC address, enabled WEP2, don't broadcast my router name, AND set a monstrous key (I think it's close to 30 characters). The only devices that can connect are our phones, our iPads, and our laptops. The rest of the house (every room) is hard-wired, so we don't have to stream movies over Wi-Fi, because wi-fi is (by its very nature) speed-limited.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You got me thinking now...
I was in my router home page last night and there's probably 20 devices connected.. some with bizarre names. I know for sure we don't have 20+ devices connected.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I'm running the same setup as you, although I do broadcast the SSID, mainly for convenience when sitting on the patio, half way between the two hot-spots.
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Cut down the tree?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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My first suggestion - my wife didn't speak to me for a day, having made up for it in advance with a 30 minute harangue about trees, global warming, the beauty of the garden etcetera etcetera.  
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So you say "OK, well, if you need to get on the web, I'll be in my office"
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Got a customer running Windows 8.1 as a server, they are running a third party product to enable multiple RDP.
It has been working for years and has all available Windows Updates installed.
Yesterday Firefox updated to 50.0 and since then if it is started by anyone they get Bad news first this tab has crashed. Event viewer shows faulting module to be MSVCR80.DLL 0xc0000005.
Can't find anything useful on Google and I have uninstalled and reinstalled having deleted the left over directories as I saw in one advised fix. Also downloaded and installed VC++ 2005 SP1 redistributables x86 and x64, didn't help.
Anyone got an answer for this?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well, there is always this.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My solution would be to take up drinking, but sadly, that arrow is long gone from your quiver of coping strategies.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 22-Nov-16 7:39am.
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