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Is a neglected electric piano a dusty Rhodes?
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This is a little out in left field. Did you have to wrestle with your conscience when you decided to post this?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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As per government instructions, to minimise the spread of COVID-19 I'll be auctioning off bags of frozen water for the next 14 days – still not sure why I've been forced to sell ice so late.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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From what I hoard about it, it is to avoid getting into an R0 with your neighbors.
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I'm not buying it!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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yeah, just make your own.
for a small fee I can send you the recipe.
I accept Western Union or Bitcoin scratch bitcoin, ass fallen out of that one
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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So your customers will be receiving frozen assets?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Frozen assets - is not that when a matched pair of cheeks are both exposed to excessive cold?
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I mean Jack and Jenny, not Jack and Jill!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Maybe so - but it doesn't solve a world-wide problem.
Most people's asses are broken - having a crack right down the middle. Apparently, many of them came that way.
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Ah crap! I have been taking pictures of myself after midnight for three weeks.
One of us must have this wrong!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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They're blackies now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Burned all the magic right out of em!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Coalies.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Johnny J. wrote: They're [this one] now?
If you ever visit the UK, I'd advise avoiding the word I've indicated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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lopatir wrote: Oh grow up
Don't be so insulting.
It's possible to disagree with someone without acting like a pr1ck.
And whether you think so or not, it is still inadvisable to use that word in public.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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/ravi
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Before I read the post... I'm thinking how the hell?????? I did 5 miles on the bike yesterday and only managed to burn through just over 300, who is this person... freaking superman!!!
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That's the reason they call it Die-et!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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I felt like I was dying, until someone mentioned brownies 
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Yeah I love brownies, could eat a bunch of em.
We don't keep junk food in the house and very rarely buy it. Just to tempting!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Same here... well I try... myself and my wife share different views on the subject!
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