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Because they're secretly controlled by Gary Lineker[^]? 
(I suspect option 2, but I'm sure we'll spend the next few months slowly finding out.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It might make them more ill. Like when Bob got bitten and they fed on his foot, they were very upset about eating spoiled "meat".
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![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) got bitten, that explains yesterday then!
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Bloody good coincidence! 
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Because feeding them with C rations or MREs would be cruel and unusual punishment.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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My daughter was Army. "MRE" is pronounced "Meal Rejected by Enemy".
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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I spent 9 months out of 2 years in Germany eating avoiding C rations. I haven't been camping since.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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NotPolitcallyCorrect wrote: feeding them with C rations
The worse the food, the better the army. By this indicator, we were invincible.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: we were invincible
I am not sure what you mean. When I was in Germany, I had some really good Italian and Chinese food...
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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My first employer after school calls itself 'Luftwaffe' and the combat rations[^] were ... memorable.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 1-Nov-16 15:09pm.
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Everyone is already infected with the walker virus, so they won't catch that again, but it could give them a severe dose of the trot(ter)s
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Agreed, but the show has ever explored the ramifications. I'm sure they are going somewhere with this, but we probably won't know where until near the end of the season.
Maybe if enough of the virus ends up in your system, you turn without having to die, creating a type of super walker... Someone that can communicate and that is smarter than the dead walkers.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 1-Nov-16 13:59pm.
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To make them fatter? One of the Saviors said something like they we're bigger this time.
- S
50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Code, follow, or get out of the way.
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I haven't watched for a few seasons, but Shirley if everyone's already infected, then eating infected meat isn't a problem.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My wife nearly choked on a roll last night: it was a breadfull experience.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It must have been a real PITA!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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C'mon man, now you're just loafing.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Did you just yell d'ough or did you help her out?
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I must say you have a rye sense of humor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I rolled my eyes and then realized such behavior will baguette at yeast some bad karma.
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Man, if I had a pumpernickel for every bad joke I've read on this forum...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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03:30 Cat throws up hairballs on the bed. Luckily, manage to remove cat from bed, so only have to use spot cleaner vacuum on the carpet rather than change the duvet.
10:30 Dentist. 11:45 get home, one tooth prepared for a crown which won;t be fitted for three weeks. Head hurts, gum hurts.
14:15 Courier arrives with replacement UPS - original had clearly been dropped and was returned. Have to go out, will open it after lunch.
15:00 Original box better, but photograph unpacking just in case. Turn on new UPS and it powers up my monitor! Yes! Get it all settled in it's new location, ready for me to swap cabling over from UK mains plugs to IEE sockets. Plug in UPS to fully charge.
BEEEEEEEP! "FAULT" shows on display... 
Try again, same thing. UPS works when not connected to mains, doesn't work when plugged in. Oh, Amazon ... time to come get it ...
I'm guessing that it's a bit on the fragile side, and can't cope with couriers heavy handed approach to life. Refund this time, and I'll find another manufacturer. Maybe they will be a bit more robust.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You know what the worst part is?
Today will still suck tomorrow.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I guess I'm lucky my dentist has one of those CEREC devices, tooth prepped, crown made, installed, and tweaked, 1hr, 'tis a good thing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My mouth feels like the only equipment the dentist possesses is a hammer and chisel...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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