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Is that logo of Bob ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) up on the top of the page KSS ?
I'm mean, really, even Micky Mouse wore shorts (he also had four fingers, so he couldn't give anyone the middle finger).
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I've only got four fingers, and I can flip the bird.
And yes, it's KSS - he's an alien, so where he keeps his Gentleman's Vegetables (or equivelant) is entirely up to him. Or her. Or heem. Whichever.
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Hard to accept that from a a resident of Wales, where it is said that counting sheep at bedtime is consider an erotic dream.
What's that advice you give to adolescents? "Where there's wool, there's a way."
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"Where there's wool, there's a way-hay!"
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Sleep well.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've only got four fingers, and I can flip the bird.
Just sayin, but I've got 8 fingers, (like most others).
2 birds in 2 hands is better than fore into the bush.
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It is, ask Donald.
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Do educated owls go "Twit, Twhom"?
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Feather we like it or not, there's no talon what an owl will say.
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When the owl is using a towel 
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couldn't give a hoot about that
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@OriginalGriff is off having the day off and will return when he's off having the day off.
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The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
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I'm p***ed off with having the day off, so I'm off back to the office to have the rest of the day on.
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Right on! 
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
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Off course
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm off back to the office to have the rest of the day on.
does that make it the onice?
working on an off day, chill man, but don't catch a chill.
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Thank you so much for the passenger seat belt alert you coded into the A Class. While it's comforting to know that you care that my shopping will not survive in the event of an accident, I found your increasingly strident "beep", "beep beep beep", "BEEP BEEP BEEP", "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" rather distracting and very annoying.
That you shut the elephant up just as I approach the first place I can elphanting stop to get at the elephanting seatbelt and shut you the elephant up I found even more elephanting irritating and worse for my elephanting blood pressure, sunshine.
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OOOO! Shiny!
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That's definitively a squid with young squiddies
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So often, in Q&A, we have some sort of Computer Science major requesting that one of us do his/her homework for them. OG even has a boiler-plate posting for that (most of his 2 million points gotten with that, but I deviate).
OK - so suppose we give them the answers, or they get them from "that other site". They graduate, eventually, and get a job, totally reliant on hoping someone will know how to do for them what they were hired to do.
Now, as there seems to be so many of them, they'll naturally begin to fill in and even dominate the software development scene. All of them turning to one another, hoping that someone where they work knows what they are doing.
More and more of them aggregate (or better put, form a clot). The size of this death spiral of the clueless keeps increasing, as does the desperation.
Something's got to give . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The size of this death spiral of the clueless keeps increasing, as does the desperation.
Seen quite some academics in this group. It seems important to get the paper, not the knowledge.
I always dream of changing career to open-heart surgery. Shouldn't be too hard to find a forum that explains howto and where I can post questions when stuck 
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Have you tried the Open Heart Project? I hear they do your surgical homework if you post them the patient ...
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