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You did not specify the location of the breakdown; they may not be affected. If they are, y'all better check his neighbours toilet.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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Whether the neighbor's water is off or not, use their toilet!
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..just don't forget to ask first; there may be multiple people in that house, and most toilets aren't designed for multi-user 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Someone out there will be glad to know I resisted responding with some very vivid descriptive prose.
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Brilliant!
This would make an excellent comedy situation piece.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water?
You are in Wales, if its not falling out of the sky now, wait two minutes and it will be.
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You're in luck - wasps contain water!
You will need about 300 for a cup of coffee.
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Extraction and filtering may be a problem...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Implementation detail - this is intentionally left for the student to undertake.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water?
Because it will be boiled you can pick it up outdoor as long as it is not wasted much (avoid fertiliser and dung washed in from farm land). Suitable are small rivers that have not passed villages or extensively used farm land, not too small lakes, or even the water butt in your backyard (the water in there should be fresh enough in Wales).
BTDT
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I've drank the water running off mountains and hilltops in Wales, but I wouldn't drink it from further down - most of the land is farmed in some way and I've seen plenty of dead sheep in streams 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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If I could build one of those, I wouldn't need the coffee... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The best cup of coffee is the one you don't need.
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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That's the kind of attitude that we don't need.
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No ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) in the fridge then?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Many years ago, I had a house fire - saved the outside walls - and it took 6 months to rebuild. During that time, I had limited power (service pole for the builders that provided two outlets) and no water - well and septic system.
I do have a guest house that I stayed in, but, again.. no water for flushing.
There is a small creek running through the property, so, daily I would fill a large pail for flushing purposes.
I would take a 5-gallon jug to the neighbors and fill it for bathing water and coffee.
The water was heated on a portable camp stove and poured in the bathroom sink. Use a wash clothe and soap, get cleaned up.. get creative with washing your hair.
Having said that, you can survive... just get creative.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water?
Squeeze it out of the wasps, maybe?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water?
Ask in the QA forum? You will then be directed to Google, where you will then search for water. Now, here in upstate New York, the first Google result is a link to the local water department site. Do they have those in Wales - water departments? 
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Slacker007 wrote: in Wales - water departments
They call it clouds, and on duty 24/7
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OriginalGriff wrote: wasps nest attached to the curtain in the spare room
Sound like a job for Dalek Dave!
(exterminate!)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Shouldn't that be: URGNTZ NEEDZ WATER.
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Perform acrobatic manouevre season after season, we're told (10)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 20-Apr-17 4:36am.
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Somersault
Summer
Salt
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That was quick! I was worried that it was going to be a sticky one.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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