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xkcd: UI Change[^]
Ribbon, anybody?
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Why do I feel a strange connection to that character?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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He just nails it every time. 
Mind you, old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative!
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Don't mention the war. Zer are Germans here!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I did once, but I think I got away with it!
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No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
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Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments.
Are you still using sugar substitute?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'd forgotten that conversation!
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 You are on the list.
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Don't tell him your name, Pike!
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Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes
Ya, balsa wood is great for that. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And not only them.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hahahaha! Classic! Taking the piss, even in war. The Germans must have known they would lose right then! 
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No one else in the world could have done that. Brilliant: think there may have been a program about deception and decoys during the war.
I would love to know what the hun thought of it.
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When I retire I will write a biography of my career. But how can I compile all my errors?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Use a scripting language and make a movie. Both are open for interpretation and are paradoxically error prone because they are too error tolerant.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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simple just add
2>/dev/null
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Just don't mention your immorality - or you'll have to pay the syntax.
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I cannot remember how to pay it. I am running out of cache.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Errors such as using biography when you meant autobiography?
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Coming into programming was the first error.
Perhaps psychology was a better option.
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True wisdom that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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