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Please take it to the soapbox ... oh, wait!
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... but seriously if SB is closed does that mean more crap's gonna end up here in the lounge???
Ah... I know the solution!!
Take it to SO!
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Life is too short to argue online with idiots and script kiddies.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Life is too short to argue online with idiots
Don't argue with idiots, they will drop you to their level and beat you with experience
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Talk for yourself, grandpa! 
What happened to the times when we enjoyed being idiots and script kiddies ourselves?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Did you ever win any of them? Or did it just get more acrimonious until someone just stopped responding? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They stopped responding. I won.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: What happened to the times when we enjoyed being idiots and script kiddies ourselves?
There may have been times when I was (am?) an idiot, but never a script kiddie!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I never was a script kiddie in the narrow sense. They were not invented yet. But what do you think the guys at the first newly opened computer stores thought when some kid walked in and told them to throw away their BASIC and get a good assembler.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When I was a young idiot I had no chance to hide behind anonymity - embarrassment was public and face-to-face...
Now, that I'm an old idiot I behave myself (probably because of the experience)...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Now, that I'm an old idiot I behave myself (probably because of the experience)...
Me too. Once you know you're an idiot then life tends to become less embarrassing. And even better now all thos Soapbox posts have been deleted. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Life is too short to argue online with idiots and script kiddies.
Is that a hint...? 
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I'm offended by the lack of racial minorities in that video!
There's only one black man and he's a big pastor.
This video is clearly racist.
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You are not allowed to use the term "racist" in the Lounge. Move that kind of talk to the Soapbox. This place is only for Elephants that eat bacon, and tell really, really bad jokes.
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Slacker007 wrote: This place is only for Elephants that eat bacon, and tell really, really bad jokes.
Perhaps we need two new forums:
- "The pig sty" - for all matters relating to bacon
- "Dad's army" - for all the dad jokes
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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¿Cerraron el cajón del jabón? 
Demonios... las minorías.
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i wonder if i'll cough up a hairball
/cat-slave
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Cat hair: seasoning and fashion statement!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Only if you eat grass first 
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And stay away from the catnip!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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honey the codewitch wrote: i wonder if i'll cough up a hairball
That depends on whether, like cats, you are (a) covered with fur, and (b) groom yourself by licking every point reachable.
From my observations of people, both conditions are extremely unlikely.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (a) covered with fur
I have seen a few more or less shaven monkeys.
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (b) groom yourself by licking every point reachable
No, people don't do that for grooming, but for other purposes that may not be KSS. Let's not go there.
The real obstacle seems to be that we don't have a hair brush built into our tongues and no reflex to swallow whatever gets caught in that brush.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: The real obstacle seems to be that we don't have a hair brush built into our tongues and no reflex to swallow whatever gets caught in that brush
That's not an "obstacle". IOW, it's a feature, not a bug.
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You are obviously not a cat. They can do that all day when they are not sleeping and it's quite serious when they don't do that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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