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If you have a crystal ball should you sit really carefully?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Omen. Was I really waiting to seer this? I'm shattered.
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You have a fortune. Tell `er!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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and if wearing shorts cross your legs [slowly] so you don't get old hags trying to fondle it.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Does that mean the other one is already shattered?
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Crystal Balls are so last year. My computer has install wizards. Crypto currencies now provide a new medium of exchange. real time stock prices mean if I don't like what I see, I can trade my futures and make a prophet.
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I don't know, I'll have to look into it!
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If a letter arrives with a hole in it, is it from the Post Orifice ?
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It's probably from the Polo[^] Office.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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For over a hundred years those items have been called Life Savers[^]
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Only in the US; over here, they're still called Polos.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wouldn't Post Orifice be AFTER the hole is gone?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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If your mail has a hole in it, very likely someone went postal.
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Not gone - just a laid-back experience when your finished with it. It could, perhaps, remain nearby, no?
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Oi, Griff:
Thought of the day ? ? ?
Get your lazy ram-stained . . . never mind. NSFW.
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I concur.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I think Randal has just watched "The Last Jedi" ... xkcd: Unification[^]
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Perhaps he needs to watch "Magnum Force"?
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Or take a ride on Millennium Force[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I see that, and raise you...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Force
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Friday!
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ties their shoes with only one hand, and hops around on their left foot.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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Slacker007 wrote: ties their shoes with only one hand, and hops around on their left foot.
I saw a guy doing that once, but then I realized he was hopping on his right foot so then I relaxed and thought that all was well. But for a moment there, I thought it was about to get real. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It's due to a misprint in the bible.
Quote: And now abideth faith, hop, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
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OriginalGriff wrote: faith, hop, charity,
Aaaah the Johnson triplets... That was a great summer!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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