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If you stab someone during an argument, does he finally get the point?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not sure, but he probably works up a good thirst for some tang.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 14-Feb-17 12:38pm.
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If you use your rapier wit, then yes
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It would certainly be a cutting remark.
veni bibi saltavi
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What a cutting remark!
EDIT: argh - beat by Nagy 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Livin' on the edge are we, Griff?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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"Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because it hurts more, you twit!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I hear what you're saying and I do not wish to be blunt... *stabs with knife*
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Huh, I was expecting a Ceaser joke in there somewhere.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Lets back up a minute. What are you trying to say, Brutus?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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He ate two?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't let any of the other comments strop you from posting these sharp remarks. Admittedly serrated a bit low as far as posts, go, what keen you do?
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Yeah! And if you shoot him, does he bite the bullet?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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To all you beautiful girls out there... happy Valentines day.
To all you fat birds... chin up, it's pancake day next week...
[SORRY]Don't shoot the messenger - it's from my mate, the stand up comic who should probably remain seated and is not very funny.[/SORRY]
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: chin up
Which one?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All of 'em!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How about handsome boy?
Bryian Tan
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A basic extension method to implement min (yes, I know there's Math.Min, but I want a fluent implementation, so just go with it):
public static int Min(this int a, int max)
{
return (a > max) ? max : a;
}
But what would be a good name for this (which I've tentatively named "MinDelta":
public static int MinDelta(this int a, int delta)
{
return a > a + delta ? a + delta : a;
}
Suggestions? Humor?
Marc
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Oranges
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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DeltaBurke
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Would that be an oxymoron or a case of irony? DeltaBurke and MinDelta? 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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RiverDelta
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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