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I have no words to describe how angry I am!!! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Are you, by chance, friend of Mark? 
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Was it THAT bad? 
I'll get my coat...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nope, actually. 
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It was worse. Much worse. Words fail me.  
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Words fail me.
You bought it too? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Here you go :
I endure no stanzas to exemplify how choleric I am
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"What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements?
Bernadette"
"My wife has just left me due to my love of horse racing.
She's at the gate... and she's off!"
"My doctor said to me 'Do you know your sperm count?'
I replied 'I didn't know that they were that clever!'"
"I'm seeing this girl who has eczema.
She has a cracking body!"
"So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!"
Sorry!
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The best joke so far is that this "friend" of yours wants to become a comedian...
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If I have to suffer another evening listening to these, then so do you!
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Are you one of those "my code was hard to write for me so it should be hard to read for you" programmers?
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False equivalence. These are not my jokes - I am simply the messenger!
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I'm a staunch adherent of to the "Shooting the Messenger[^]" school of philosophy.
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If you would be a true friend, tell him not to give up his day job!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No fair, you said "$50 to make me stop", so I posted "$50"
Sin tack ear lol
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As soon as I receive it!
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receive what?, I already posted "$50" - literally your instructions
Sin tack ear lol
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Ah, a pedant!
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Unlike your friend. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Not an official one, just a bit of a brain warmer exercise after the excess of the holiday season.
The smell of honesty preceding a mixed up on-stage actor?
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Answer: Frankincense
modified 29-Dec-16 9:11am.
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What on earth is the smell of honesty supposed to indicate ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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An absence of politicians?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It could be even more cryptic if I added that it was a gift from the KKK?
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The smell of honesty - SWEAT
An on-stage actor - DRESSER
SWEATERDRESS
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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