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Yup, more bang for your... um... buck.
Jeremy Falcon
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And yes, it smells like coffee.. when I get out of the shower, I don't smell 'frue-frue'.
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That's waht stops me from buying it. If I get out od the shower smelling like coffee I would spend the rest of the day licking myself like an oversized hairless cat.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: I would spend the rest of the day licking myself like an oversized hairless cat.
You might be able to make a lot of money on the vids from that. Just saying...
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I could make a lot of money just by threatening to publish them unless I get paid.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Coffee soap? Is that a thing?
No.
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Astonishing!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Dear FirstName,
I hope you're doing well. I'm writing to provide you some information regarding the upcoming "
Gartner thinks I am special.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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This is why I use obscenities as my first name when I sign up to most websites ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Many people use obscenities when they mean to use my name. 
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Are those mistakes or are they just adding adjectives?
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I like to think of them simply as "colorful metaphors". 
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Better than a bunch of "Dear John" letters from people you don't know.
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It's better than this (came from someone named "Clamydia"):
Dear John,
I was thinking about you last night. What's your name? I bet we'd be a good fit. What are your interests?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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or
Dear FirstName,
Please to help me get $1,000,000,000,000,000 Euros out of my country.
whoever@somewhere
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Is a peanut an overzealous urologist?
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Urine trouble with that one.
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Sounds like he a Urethra! moment.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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early night tonight otherwise I'd pass on that comment
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Going to go lay prostrate on the bed till its all over?
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Sounds like a fly-by-night operation
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This just gets bladder with each post.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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