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If everyone knew what you knew, and could do what you do, you wouldn't be needed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No entirely accurate, because one of those people still have to do the job, and that may be you (or it may not) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah, but it's like staring into the abyss, knowing full well that the abyss is too preoccupied with texting to stare back...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's like staring into the abyss, knowing full well that the abyss is too preoccupied with texting to stare back
Wonderful ! Would be a great first line for a story.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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If you want to use it my friend, you have my full and unconditional permission!
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I'll get right on it!
(I can pencil in two hours on 24/7/2023)
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Blanche Dubois in 'Streetcar Named Desire' did not say: 'I have always depended on the ignorance of strangers.' [^]
jes' sayin,' Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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"I could've been a contender..."
Oops. Right actor, wrong movie.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The gear I swallowed in the North was related by blood!(7)
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SIBLING ? 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Afraid not - but a good guess!
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Cogenic?
Gear - cog
I swallowed - I
North - N
not sure about the e & c though?
Andy B
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So close ... but super got it!
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CogNate?
cheers,
Super
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Congratulations! You are up tomorrow.
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I feared so.
I got inspired from the earlier posting from the OP..
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I figured that if someone got "COG" the rest would fall into place. 
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You know the rest ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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How many letters?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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(4,8)
Answer: Busy drinking
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck... 
I didn't put a reminder in my calendar and forgot...up very shortly then.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oh...Sh*t, d*mn, b*gg*r, f*ck...
You can get away with "bugger", because Leftpondians don't seem to know what it means.
Either that or they do, and they like it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You can get away with "bugger", because Leftpondians don't seem to know what it means.Either that or they do, and they like it.
Actually, those of us on the proper side of the pond know full what what 'bugger' means, which is:
Someone from UK&GB just wandered into a livestock pen and was having the time of his life.
We just figure 'live and let live' . . . so long as you do it over there.
On cannot help but pronounce EU like Ewe !
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W∴ Balboos wrote: On cannot help but pronounce EU like Ewe !
Leave us out of this! We are not responsible for what those castaways do on their island!
And if you don't like it you can go elect a Trump. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quick! Build a wall round Germany and get the Austrians to pay for it!
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