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Very good - spot on, and almost instant!
You are up tomorrow.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It would have been quicker if I hadn't had to type the explanation 
This space for rent
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Hi All,
Testing a Widget and noticed the following bizzar behavoir, power everything on, gets stable, load config, load test script and run, no it wont work. Leave hardware on go for a coffee system starts working mysteriously. Next day same procedure system won't work until I have a coffee. Try different order repeatledly system starts working when I have a coffee. So, I am now confused it only works when I have ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) why I cannont let this by (I mean I would love to write the manual, clag all bits together open a config file (not specific) run test scripts while making and consuming coffee for best results use Tassimo)
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Correlation does not causation...or something like that...
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Certainly true, but in both cases mentioned here (the ice cream and the 500 miles) there was more than mere correlation.
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Is it the smell/odor of fresh brewed coffee that opens the dimensional portal to success? If so, you may want to keep a cup of coffee lying around your work-space 24 hours a day, and see if the portal stays open for that long?
If it is the actual action of you consuming coffee that keeps the portal open, then I would recommend a continuous IV drip.
Good luck.
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Quote: then I would recommend a continuous IV drip.
Well that would answer most of the problems I have. However getting it past Heath & Safety Elf would be achievement worth of an award!
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glennPattonWork wrote: ...it only works when I have ...
Did you try using a different beverage?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well I have used time to test varying beverage cold ones, no, hot depends Americano, Latte, yes, Cafe' Long Aromatique, no, instant,  no
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Did you try turning the percolator off, then on again?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yup, gets cold!
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Since the latest W10 update The OS does no longer Switch Tabs at any acceptable speed. Screens freeze in the App you are using.
If this is the future I WILL soon move over to another OS!
BRAM.
Bram van Kampen
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(Garfield doesn't count)
Well, this year I made a resolution similar to last years.
I'm tired of all the diet stuff. I promise to myself that I will eat whatever the heck I want and to gain at least 10 pounds.
... end of day 2: 3 pounds to go.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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As long as we're saying... this year my resolution for 2018 is to be more forgiving.
Btw, you should post before and after pictures. Bonus points for sprouting man boobs. You can do it!
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Bonus points for sprouting man boobs.
Bah! That's easy; I've had manboobs since I was 12 years old. But it took 8 years of taekwondo traniing to turn them from fat to solid muscle. Oh, and about three years for them to return to their previous state after the school closed and I quit practicing. Sic transit gloria mundi. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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After many years of making resolutions that I failed to keep, I got tired of feeling like a loser. In or near 1978, I made a resolution to put more things off. I have faithfully kept that one, and haven't got around to making another since. That's what I call Success! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've got a good one, as the years roll by my resolution is to look younger at the end of 2018 than I did at the start.
Haven't figured out how quite, probably lots of 'Just for Men' and PollyFilla.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Check with Keith Richards.
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Why would Microsoft give the kid a free blanket? 
Perhaps the answer is somewhere in the article, but I did not read it.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Where did you get blanket from? I thought they sent him a homeless dude? 
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SoMad wrote: the answer is somewhere in the article
Yes, it is very elusive.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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SoMad wrote: Why would Microsoft give the kid a free blanket?
Because it was an update. It was a security blanket.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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