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Shops that sell baked beans should put them on the shelves upside-down!
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So open the tin at the bottom.
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OK.
Just answer me one thing.
How do you open a jar from the bottom without running the risk of swallowing splinters of glass?
I think what you're doing is attempting murder! I'm calling the police!
I'm calling them piggy-wiggies.
I hope you've learned your lesson!
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You buy baked beans in a jar? I never took you for Amish! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You buy food that you can't see before you take it home and open it?
I never took you for an nutter with a death wish.
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Well, what's it gonna do? Leap out of the tin and strangle me? If you're telling me that you never buy food packaged in a way that makes visual inspection possible, I won't believe you!
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On a serious note: no, I don't. I buy, cook, and eat fresh food, as a rule.
Anything pre-packaged is full of sugar and nasties. Bad idea to eat it.
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It's the beans.
I'm a nightmare when I'm full of 'em.
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They already do. The manufacturer puts the label on the wrong way up!
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You poor fool. You understand nothing!
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Just got a mail for my last thread about Android:
Your message '"Android is a consumer system"' has been marked as potentially being spam and is currently in the moderation queue pending approval.
What keywords do I have triggered here? I was just talking about Android and Chrome Books...
Have you encountered that ever?
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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You do realize just how much Chris likes Macs? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Apple = the Beatles*.
Any other variety that is not an actual fruit should be ignored.
* And Mary Hopkin, but least said, soonest mended
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What about Chuck Berry? Or are you saying there's only one apple, and not there's only one fruit and it's the Beatles?
This space for rent
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No, the music industry's full of fruits.
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Ahh, those were the days...
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I'll vote it up, then. A few upvotes should make the problem go away.
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It's not upvotes - it's whether it's marked "OK" in the moderation queue. Ratings don't affect spam detection.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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thanks
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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I don't even know where the moderation queue is.
Does that make me lazy?
Or is it everything else about me?
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You need to be "Special" (or in my case "Special Needs") to see it - it's only available to some people for safety. I think it's Protector and above.
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Oh, I've got all kinds of rights on the site (all totally undeserved, because all I do is talk bollocks in the Lounge).
I suppose I should be more active in my participation, because I don't have any agendas, and have a PoV that is generally considered as being useful, in development environments, but I've associated CP with "lazy time", so I suppose my donkey will just sit there until it's kicked.
Um... that's not a hint!
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We tend not to call out what triggered the spam filter and what didn't because it doesn't really help you, but it does help spammers. "and love" was a phrase that contributed to the spam score - but it would be foolish to advise you not to use that term.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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