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On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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And, still OriginalGriff is working out in QA. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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As a member in good standing of the oppressed proletariat, OG is showing his solidarity with the workers by using his day off to help them solve their problems.
As a card-carrying running-dog of the reactionary capitalist oppressors, I am at work today. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I am indeed oppressed, but I was born in the UK, not Proland. 
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Monty Python - Constitutional Peasants Scene
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: OriginalGriff
Have you seen how many points the guy has? He's always here. He has no job.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Have you seen how many points the guy has? He's always here. He has no job life
FTFY!
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Oi! Less of the cheek - I don't work out anywhere!
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Keep inspiring the bots.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Tim Cook (CEO, Apple) and Sundar Pichai (CEO, Google) met for lunch one day.
Tim: Sundar, I know you are using an iPhone.
Sundar: How do you know that?
Tim: Siri has the voice profiles of millions of people and it can identify people by voice.
Sundar: That's great. but I also know you're using Google Maps.
Tim: No way! But out of curiosity how do tell that?
Sundar: If you were using Apple Maps, you'd never have made it to the restaurant on time.
/ravi
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Nadella would have been there too, ...
except that instead he cluelessly attempted to turn lunch an uncomfortable black and white strap-on device in the form of a baby bottle.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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So CEO got some specification of a new features, he checked it and decided to do it, so passed over the job WITHOUT the specification...
I just love it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's brilliant! You can create exactly what you want, and say it was a verbal instruction!
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Just did it... A hour of free time... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In other words you are free what the new Feature is, enjoy it
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Today I'm banging my head against PHP, and came across this little gem...
"The RecursiveIteratorIterator recursively iterates over recursive iterators..."
Two Queations:
1) Is there a RecursiveIteratorIteratorIterator class that recursively iterates over recursive iterators in recurstive iterators?
2) Could my previous question have been written more succinctly using recursive iteration?
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Nice touch... 
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Somewhat akin to flying in ever decreasing concentric circles?
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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How much recursive iteration could a recursive iterator iterate if a recursive iterator could iterate recursively?
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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There's a joke in there somewhere about the size of his stack, but thankfully it escapes me...
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Plagarized: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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