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Sorry - I'm too chicken.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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18 
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Missed Chicken. That was a hard one! 
But where were Chef and Shakespeare? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only 18, and a few were through the process of elimination (e.g. haskell & rust).
The second js one got me (although I'm sure it's a well-known bit of horrible code), and I've never used scala or ruby, and guessed the wrong one 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was the alert that clued me in that was JavaScript.
This space for rent
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Yup. I clicked too quick.
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Premature clickage. It's a problem.
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It happens to everyone! 
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19 - Damn that JavaScript one!
A Real challenge would have included COBOL, FORTRAN, PL/1 and a few other languages spelled in ALL CAPS!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I got 18/20. I had never seen Objective C, Scala, or Rust, or Go, so I managed to get a couple mixed up.
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Priceless ^^
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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..or simply a heir that gave such an address to avoid taxes, but that's not an interesting headline and worthless as clickbait.
If no taxes are paid, that must mean that the property is owned by the state. Should be a simple one 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's a serious, solemn issue tending to make one rather sober. It's rather critical and not to be taken lightly.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Those pills you're taking lately: I don't want any.
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LOL. My post was intended as a humorous take on other meanings of the word "grave". I guess that was lost on you and others... ah well... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Ah. With this following your other grumpy posting, I figured you'd got out of the wrong side of the bed during the wrong time of the month.
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Not a verb or an instruction. Those guys took it literally I guess
To be safe Kim may legally change her last name to West now.
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I have to confess that I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
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It's a lame joke trying to take advantage of Kim K's brother's name being Rob, and how she got "robbed" a couple of days ago.
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Brutally, I hope.
That will give the little darling an excuse for more elective surgery.
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Wow. That's horrible! Wishing harm on another human. Especially one who's never done anything to you. Disgusting. And no, I'm no fan of Kim or any like her.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I was being nice!
She obviously enjoys partaking in plastic surgery, so I was hoping that she had found a new reason for getting some!
Sheesh! Some people!
For Heaven's sake, don't search for the name "Bieber" in Lounge postings; you'll have a fit of apoplexy.
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So your response to Nish's comment about Kim K. being "robbed" was "Brutally, I hope."
How is that nice?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Because if she got her nose broken, or some such, it would give her an opportunity to get it hacked about by a plastic quack.
She should be glad that I consider her happiness with her hobby.
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