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If you are fired from the Circus, can you sue for Funfair Dismissal?
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Only if you were not clowning around!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Did you just pull that one out of your hat?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Some might say you are the ringmaster of misguided thoughts...
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One ring to fool them all?
Ad astra - both ways!
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That has the ring of truth in it, but beware of the legal trapeze that you can fall into.
And, since we're talkin' circus, let me supply some of the entertainment:
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Good thing he only works for peanuts; well, more like the shells of the same, they being like this post, empty.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Sure. You can sue anyone for any reason. Can you win the case, that is the question.
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You'll have to go through the bearded lady for that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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You would have to walk a legal tightrope through the freak show that is civil court. And if you have to pay a fire-breathing lawyer up front you are really working without a net.
(and of course the typical lawyer will even charge you for the first three rings of any phone calls you make to them.)
But really - you have to do it because how else are you going to support your children of all ages?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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It's too quiet here. Let me wake you up a little:
Bring me Blow up a shrub![^]
And the all time classic:
Blow up a whale![^]
And:
Hit the Brakes![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-Apr-18 8:51am.
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Wake up![^]
Nuff said 
BTW: SFW if you wear earplugs 
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To quote Captain Kirk:
Quote: I have seen forms of entertainment that makes this look like a folk dance.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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The largest key fits Solo's Cantina
SPACEBAR
Why is it the ones I think will be easy you don't get, and the fiendish ones I slave over you get straight away?
Ho hum - I'm up again tomorrow...
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You prolly shouldve said...
"I bet none of you losers are smart nuff to figure this one out."
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I may have done tomorrow, but now I may have to double bluff. Or possibly treble ... 
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Oh! That was rather good - I was stymied by thinking I'd have to know a bit more than I do about The Star Wars.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I did say it was easy!
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Maybe I saw the old Star Wars movies too many times, but it was a quick one...
That of course will not save you from work...
I may enjoy it 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I thought this would have made it clear.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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So today's Daily News had a sub comment which referred to a headline article further down the article.
It is a funny comment, but maybe im over picky with the order that the setup should have been.
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A nice easy one for the start of the week!
The largest key fits Solo's Cantina (8)
Why did I say that? Now I'm doomed...
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