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1 is 3 and 2 is 3 and 3 is 5 and 4 is itself and 5 is 4...
What is the rule behind this statement?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The number of English letters in the number's name.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Number of letters in the word for the number:
one, two, three, four, five, ...
3 3 5 4 4
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"I" is the walrus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, Yoda, you are a walrus. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Yoda, you a walrus are.
FTFY!
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Please don't call me Shir--
... Am I getting movies mixed up, again?
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Tsk, tsk. The state of modern education. No respect for the classics.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"I" is the Nutcracker, then.
Any better?
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The Freud dude would find that association interesting.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Tis but my favourite ballet, dahling*.
* Despite the depressing lack of nuts being cracked
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And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Well, the fundamental things do apply.
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This looks my car's gear system and the optimal speed it drove.
1st gear and 2nd gear always felt like it was in Gear 3
3rd gear was always like 5th
4th gear was only functional as prescribed
5th gear always felt like it was on 4th
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Dyslexia or myopia.
Maybe even some astigmatism thrown in for good measure.
Take your pick
(You should post this at a regular time every day, and preferably twice daily 12 hours apart, for those who sleep at the correct time. And in all seriousness this is probably the only 'of the day' I read)
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Nighthowler wrote: You should post this at a regular time every day
I post it when I have the time, and occasionally miss it (like last Thursday)...
I have my own timezone, and sometimes I even sleep...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know that you know, but other readers probably don't. Every number in Hungarian is a word on it's own. So a number like 1,234,567 is written out as egymilliókétszázharmincnégyezerötszázhatvanhét. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Gesundheit!
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Counting in hungarian is easy, if you know a billion [milliárd] that's it. You know as many hungarian words as you can count to.
egy one
millió million
két two [short form of kettő]
száz hundred
harminc thirty [10, 20 & 30 have special numbers]
négy four
ezer thousand
öt five
száz [hundred]
hat six
van [-tens 40-90 are the number followed by van \ ven]
hét seven
Add in nyolc[8], kilenc[9], tíz[10] and húsz[20] and now you can count hungarians! [results may vary, always read the label]
veni bibi saltavi
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Is there an app for that?
I'd bluddy need one!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They once forgot to fasten the spark plugs after replacing them and on my next trip they started to pop out of the motor like out of a champagne bottle.
Honestly, that was no less than an attempt at your life. If I were you, I would go and fasten their nuts a little.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: fasten unscrew their nuts
FTFY.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: CDP1802 wrote: fasten unscrew impact-drive their nuts
FTFY.
Alternative in case of access problems.
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Thanks guys  . You have made my Monday less Monday.
Software Zen: delete this;
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