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OriginalGriff wrote: But where do you put political autobiographies? It's a coin-toss whether I put those in a garbage can, or on the altar dedicated to Epimenides, Bhartrhari, and Al-Tusi.
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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I'd prefer the author placed on the altar of Quetzalcoatl!
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I like totally respect your religious, gender, political, and software, preferences. But, if you do use Visual Basic: I'm sorry, you cannot marry my daughter.
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Send me a picture, I may convert to C#...
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to fix a typo before sending mail. There is only a one letter difference between regards and retards.
_______________________________________________________________________
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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More often than not, "retards" is more appropriate.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I have once send an email to client with "incontinence" in place "inconvenience"
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Well....I'd certainly find it inconvenient.
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Indeed. And only one between fire and hire!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I have this mental issue (undiagnosed) that I think is probably some form of dyslexia. I tend to leave out negators (not, in-, un-, etc) when typing, completely inverting my meaning.
I have to proof-read everything I type, to keep from sounding like a regard.
Thankfully this only happens when writing regular English, and not code!
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Many years ago I worked for a company called Palletways. Anyone who has been near a road in the UK will have seen their lorries.
A very common typo of the name was Palletwats.
And someone once came in to give a presentation he had written for us that had Patelways at the top of each slide. They never did open an Indian network.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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bVagadishnu wrote: There is only a one letter difference between regards and retards That's true.
A few people have only ever sent me one letter, but I knew immediately that they were retards.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We all make mistakes. But who checked out my latest bugs?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: But who checked in my latest bugs? FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thats wot I say to my managers!
Life is too shor
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1. Evening
Ale, Wine , Spirits or Other?
2. Lunch (m-f) or non bar(non alcoholic) to be more specific
hot or cold drink?
1. Guiness
2. Coffee
modified 8-Apr-16 11:08am.
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- Evening - water.
- Lunch - water.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Nice, healthy living
My consumption of water is mostly to alleviate dehydration from caffeine and/or alcohol.
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Breakfast: Water
Lunch: Water
Dinner: Water
Any other time: Water
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Morning = coffee (black)
All Other = Mountain Dew
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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1. Evening - Tea, hot, not Earl grey.
2. Lunch - Coffee or Tea
3. Breakfast - Coffee
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Evening- Whisky
Lunch - Whisky
Well it is Friday
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Coffee,
Coffee.
Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
More coffee.
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