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At least it's condensed into a short post.
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Surprised it was even discovered, I thought it was just vapourware.....
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One of those gags where you think: "Why the Hell did no-one think of it before?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was all in dew time. Don't rain on his parade.
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Did you just return http status code 418?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I haven't got the foggiest what you're talking about! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you bought a fast yacht, should you call it Usain Boat?
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If you bought a fat yacht you should call it Fernando Boatero.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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As in UBoat? You might get into trouble for that....
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Yes, that would be a copyright encroachment, or whatever that is called.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: UBoat
There's a hyphen in "U-boat".
But then, only a real grammar-Nazi would point that out.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But there isnt in a name contraction, which is what I wrote. :P
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well, actually... the military to this day spell it 'UBoot'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes... but only if you call your private jet Eddie Eagle.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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not to forget Vincent the Vulture[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good Lord!
I actually had forgotten him!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe a crop duster, rather than a private jet ...
OT, but WTH: Have you seen the film? Despite being as accurate as Hollywood normally gets (I was just surprised he wasn't 'Murican) it's not too bad.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Maybe a crop duster
Shirley for an eagle, you have to use a feather duster.
OriginalGriff wrote: Have you seen the film?
Loved it to bits! Fiction can be as much fun as fact.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK you haven't seen it, then check out Florence Foster Jenkins (2016) - IMDb[^] most of the humour is in the facial expressions ...
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I saw that one, too, but Streep almost always annoys me, and Helberg was even more annoying.
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The look on the pianist's face when she first sang, though ...
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Yes, one of Helberg's less annoying moments.
I'll admit that the movie got a few laughs out of me (which is a lot more laughs than a lot of "great hollywood comedies", e.g. There's Something About Mary, ever managed), but Streep's "Look at me! I'm *** Acting!***" cheap gloss still shines through the veneer too often.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, if your private crop duster flies, that would be a great name!
No, I did not know there was a film : )
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That is an observation of Olympic proportion.
However, I do also wonder if you bought a slow yacht, would it be referred to as a snail boat?
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