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The plumber just got the new hto tank out of the van to bring up and it's the wrong elephant size!
Back in the van and off to the merchant for a new one, then he'll fit it [stiffles giggle] tonight.
In other news are toes supposed to be black?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: are toes supposed to be black?
Only when they are too warm.
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Do witches communicate by hexting?
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NO! Do I need to spell it out for you?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's nothing but voodoo communications.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They use text from the Cursers Graphics library - casting doubt on your premise. At this point, aren't you potion your luck a bit with these quips?
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Or maybe all they need is Corel Draw?
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When shall we three meet again. In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, yes - The Scottish play! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or on SnapSpell? EyeBay?
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I can't do next Tuesday, I'm babysitting for our Shaun
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I can manage Friday. Hurry up with the tea, luv. I'm that parched.
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OriginalGriff wrote: tea gin, luv. I'm that parched.
FTFY.
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Only if they have the new Poison Apple iPhone 10.
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+5 for the cheese on this one.
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And I have a new back drop...
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So cold, he dog just came in, turned around and went out again.
Our hot tank went the way of ladies of negotiable affection and started to leak. so Mr Plumber is doing the replacement. We have been without hot water all day and the heating is also off as it's connected.
I really picked a great day to work from home.
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Sounds like the plumber picked a great day to work from your home, too.
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Just looked outside and dog is curled up asleep on the patio.
Living room carpet was obviously too cold for him... 
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You in England? It aint that cold you wuss. And your dogs a wuss too
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It bloody is if you have no heating. The dog is of desert stock and is not impressed by any temperature below 30°C
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Not had the heating on since before Christmas (ok ive been in france for some of that time). t's warm on the South coast
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Not here. actually it's not too bad, but chilly enough for my old bones!
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It was snowing in Bristol Tuesday night, I saw it outside my Window or rain that can move up.
It was clear the next morning...
modified 10-Jan-18 10:54am.
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