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Yes. Everything has been said now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There is another technical forum you could try: FiM[^]
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I did not dare to look at their version of Q&A.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You're welcome!
They are really, really good at VB and UniCorn questions.
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Don't worry, you won't miss it. The world is ending soon as well! 
As a matter of fact, it ended almost a year ago[^]... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Remind me never to invite him round for dinner ... 
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Not wanting to discuss politics, but the end of the world is no big deal. The Brits have now developed efficient strategies to get past any deadline.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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According to the bible, no one knows the date of ending.
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I don't remember anything in the bible[^] about the end of the world...
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The end of "Hello World" perhaps? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I always referred to this one as The Bible.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Isn't he the guy who came out with this?
(A fine book - if you apply whiteout to all of Schildt's annotations to the Standard...)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The annotations seem to divide opinion, there. I've not seen it myself so can't comment.
I did read his "Teach Yourself C" in my early days and remember it being well written and easy to read.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Are you saying David Meade is WRONG? And that the world did NOT, in fact, end on April 11th 2018?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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There is still no confirmation from Chris Maunder about the shutdown of CodeProject, it must be feared that he has totally lost the way in the South Pacific.
Rumours are that the woman he fell in love with belongs to a group of cannibals ...
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Pacific roulette perhaps? You have to take your pick of six beautiful girls - and ONE of them is a cannibal... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Political roulette - you have to choose between six beautiful women, and one of them is a reporter. 
A very popular game in the World's capitals, I'm told...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You seem to know an awful lot about Chris these days.
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Drop a seed for a criminal (9)
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DESPERADO!
(Anagram of "Drop a seed")
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Correct, as per usual!
I thought about doing an April Fools one somehow, but didn't have enough time to think of anything. Maybe even putting the wrong letter count, but figured that would be too mean.
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