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That imaginary coffee will be $6. You'll get the bill when you wake up. 
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Did it have pictures in it ?
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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This was linux: it didn't even have vowels in it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes, but they were already colored. 
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Griff![^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hmmmm,
I zoomed into the image and looked really close... and I'm pretty sure that I see Griff behind you hiding in those bushes. He's obviously on his way to 'The Potted Pig' over in Cardiff to make a pork withdrawal from the vault.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Having served in the Marine Corps, I can tell you that this is one bad hombre:
16 Best Gen. James "Mad Dog" Mattis Quotes
Yep
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Nothing compared to John Simmons 
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recognize!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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My favorite:
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I’ll kill you all."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Amen and Semper Fi
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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It's just wrong that somebody who honestly speaks their mind is called "Mad."
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: It's just wrong that somebody who honestly speaks their mind is called "Mad."
Unless you completely disagree with their point of view and then you'd call them mad. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Exactly. To think people have died for freedom of speech, and now we get so butt hurt about everything we want to suppress it. I can't say more without heading to the SB, but still. I'm thinking it.
Jeremy Falcon
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He wears the label with pride. I don't see it as wrong at all.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I was heads down at work yesterday, and the liberal harpies in the office were complaining about the IT guys in the basement not responding to their requests in a timely fashion (and to be fair, that was indeed happening). At one point, one of the women said "We should send Doug down there to beat someone up." (Doug is a big dude they recently hired - probably close to 6'6" and t least 250 pounds)
One of the other women said, "Nah, Doug is a pussy. We should send John down there. He'll not only take care of the current problem, he'd probably come back with a couple of heads."
I honestly don't know how I got this reputation because I don't talk politics or guns in the office.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe they're all secret admirers and they follow you here on CP.
Who do you think upvotes all those articles? 
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I was thinking the same thing. CP lurkers.
Or maybe the ladies are flirting with John? 
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I have the same rep... to be honest though I often came from lunch break with guns magazines (as in journals, not ammo) and I used my pocket folder knife a couple of times for strictly utilitarian reasons.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I know nothing about the guy and have never served, but if he lived up to his words he would be someone to admire.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Semper Fi brother
41 years can't even imagine
Yeah he's a tough customer
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Anyone in the service has the utmost respect for the man.
"Other people don't give me nightmares; I give other people nightmares."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Sorry for the bad timing but we need to do some urgent maintenance on api.CodeProject.com so it'll be down for the next 3-4hrs (hopefully less).
cheers
Chris Maunder
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WHAT? How dare you take down a site you provide freely to the users in the middle of their work day? Do you expect them to ACTUALLY work? The nerve of some people....
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