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(trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)
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Curious - why do you want to know
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because after getting married for this many I still dont know!
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I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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That's a much bigger problem, if you ever find a solution, I'm all ears.
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i can see there's some logic in this!
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I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice.
I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Built a hidden scale concealed by carpet!
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My wife is dieting at the moment, so I'm told whether I want or not.
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It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight.
Perhaps here a solution.
Just drag the subject to the weight...
I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.
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Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?
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even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!
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So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?
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Super easy, on both counts.
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I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio.
The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?
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BS ratio? You mean BF did you?
Guys in my firm are all quite... competitive and as such this is such sensitive number we'd bullshit along the line that there's no accurate reliable means to measure BF (lol)
anyway, it's a guarded secret
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Look at her driving licence.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Get a talking scale. 
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Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. 
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AspDotNetDev wrote: Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.
Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky!
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Marc Clifton wrote: Very sneaky!
I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
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