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My dad is having a lot of eye problems and he had to get a light sorted out on the landing - above the stairs - and dear Mother sensibly vetoed him climbing a ladder. So he calls me to go over and change the light bulb.
30 seconds to change the light bulb and two hours in the pub afterwards to say thank-you.
Dad's are bad. Real bad.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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When he wants the Christmas Tree Lights done, I will join you and also notify the Liver Transplant Ward.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote: When he wants the Christmas Tree Lights done
Normally around 6:30 on the evening of 24th December.
This year, they're coming to us on the 24th for Hungarian Style Thang and then we go to them for Traditional English Yule. Double doubles all round!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: had to get a light sorted out on the landing
What a coincidence!
I left the landing light on all last night...
Woke up this morning and there was a 747 in the bedroom!
Boom, as they say, tish.
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